Kwanzaa

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:20 am

I am a member of the Black Student Association at the university I go to. I was told tonight that I am going to be dressing up in African garb and learning some Swahili as we help our school and community celebrate Kwanzaa.

This is going to ROCK!

But..um....................I don't know anything about Kwanzaa yet. I have it Wikipedia'd in the other window. I just wanted ot tell you guys about it before I hit the sack so you have plenty of time to bitch about it before I get home from another meeting tomorrow afternoon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. Yes...I am the only white girl in the BSA. Ask me if I give a fuck?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 2:37 am

During Kwanzaa you show your devotion to the black community by burning a cross in the front lawns of any black people you know. Ceremonial garb for this is a white pointed hood.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:43 am

k i will get right on that...btw i think they hate asians too

ybik gnome · Post by **ybik gnome** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:09 am

Jay wrote:During Kwanzaa you show your devotion to the black community by burning a cross in the front lawns of any black people you know. Ceremonial garb for this is a white pointed hood.

This is going into my all time memorable qoutes.

But yea, AJ dressed up as an african, now all you need to do is goto the foodstamp office!

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:18 am

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:26 am

Im picturing you in some cheetah print lookin VERY NICE.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 10:51 am

damn spazz...what happened to you hating my every word??

kinghooter00 · Post by **kinghooter00** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:06 am

Jay wrote:During Kwanzaa you show your devotion to the black community by burning a cross in the front lawns of any black people you know. Ceremonial garb for this is a white pointed hood.

That was some funny shit right there.

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 11:36 am

I keep doin drugs and workin odd hours nights and mornings not sleepin im feelin less like myself lately. +keep lookin at your picture thinkin GOD DAMN that bitch be cute.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:04 pm

spazz wrote:I keep doin drugs and workin odd hours nights and mornings not sleepin im feelin less like myself lately. +keep lookin at your picture thinkin GOD DAMN that bitch be cute.

With that combination I could take a shit you would want to fuck.

Bodin · Post by **Bodin** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:12 pm

Am I missing something....I would assume one would be Black to wish be/be a member od a BSA of a university.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:15 pm

that or an imbred, trailer park princess...

Evermore · Post by **Evermore** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:20 pm

everytime i hear Kwanzaa i always think of SNL

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 12:55 pm

You don't have to be black to be open to learning about the african culture..in fact..it makes more sense that white people should be trying to learn more about it because the blacks have had it forced down there throat since the international slave trade brought them to our shores..

besides...my oldest boy is mixed...and I need more information to raise him properly

Bodin · Post by **Bodin** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:04 pm

Na I agree. Nothing wrong with learning about a culture.

I was just thinking a person w/o African decent or family ties joining a BSA would be like me asking a Rabi to bless Eucharist at my church to learn about Catholicism.

Was just askin'

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:16 pm

If thats what you wanna learn about, more power too ya. Now call me a dumb west virginia redneck or whatever, but I couldnt fuckin care less where the greasy motherfuckers came from.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:30 pm

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:32 pm

Technically shouldn't you be black to be in the Black Student Association? It amazes me they allow you in, I get that you have a half breed child, but you are not in fact black, you just played "hide the black python". You should start a new organization, the I Fucked a Black Male and have his bastard Child association. IFABMAHHBCA for short

On that note, does anyone know what is the most confusing holiday in the hood? ...

Father's day

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:35 pm

By the way, what school and community celebrate a made up holiday?

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:38 pm

Who wants to join me in preperation of the holiday celebration Festivus? December 23rd is right around the corner and it is time for Festivus for the rest of us!

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:41 pm

I will get my pole all shined up if you post more photos of your tatts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

Spazz · Post by **Spazz** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:53 pm

seinfeld sucked

ybik gnome · Post by **ybik gnome** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:53 pm

Gargamellow wrote:You don't have to be black to be open to learning about the african culture..in fact..it makes more sense that white people should be trying to learn more about it because the blacks have had it forced down there throat since the international slave trade brought them to our shores..

besides...my oldest boy is mixed...and I need more information to raise him properly

You know what, fuck this fucking logic. This is the same shit that basically made me decide even our public school system is corrupt. February...Black history month. Where is white history month?

All you read in lit class during Feb. is black author's, so why do I have to read black authors outside of Feb.? I mean, Im all for equality, but this is the shit that needs to be changed. I really hope one day I win the lottery or become rich, so I can start W.E.T. The White entertainment Television channel. Now, I love me some black people, but even black people have noticed this. It's like being overly nice to someone, they notice it.

Hell, I can sit around with my crew here at work, and we can point out how stupid this is. They just gave us MLK day as a company holiday, when I asked about VETERANs day they said no, PRESIDENT day again another no. I mean, I understand he was a big part of history but then again there should be some limits here.

If I was Mexican, right now Id be protesting for a Mexican history month, come on balance?

PS. Halloween should be a national holiday.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:54 pm

only the last episode sucked...the rest of them were fairly amusing

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:08 pm

Where is white history month?

I believe they call it "any time you read a history book."