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Postby Gaazy » Thu Nov 16, 2006 9:48 pm

when dad saw the tat on my back when I was in 9th grade he threw a glass lamp at me ^^
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Postby leah » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:21 am

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Jay wrote:Paul is pretty successful from what I hear. If I find out his dad beat him, I'm beating my kids.


A brick or firepoker to the head or dodging the occasional full cup of coffee flying at me, if that is a beating, I guess I was beat. I would say it was more like, he had no patience for children and when that fuse was lit, whatever he was holding usually was launched at me.
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:40 am

One of the worst beatings I got was when I was 5 or 6. I was running across the back of the couch goin "fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck shit" and Mamaw beat my godamn ass all around that house with a flyswatter. I didnt sit for days and days.
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Postby DangerPaul » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:45 am

My worse was in a Walgreens when I was 5. I wanted some toy ball they had for sale, he said no. I proceeded to open the package and put it in my pocket when he wasn't looking. When we were at the checkout out he noticed my pocket didn't look right. He pulled the ball out of my pocket, then proceeded to pull my pants to my ankles, in front of everyone in the store and spanked my ass until his own hand was red. Since that day I have never took anything that wasn't mine. Yeah, he was extreme but he never had to tell me anything twice.
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:51 am

damn right, I never cussed in front of Mamaw again. Worst one from Dad was when I snuck into one of my friends houses to borrow a video game when I was about 12 (i really was just borrowing it =/) and they came home while I was getting it. Needless to say I never trespassed again thats for damn sure.
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:31 am

Gaazy wrote:damn right, I never cussed in front of Mamaw again.

Was this before or after the helping of grits and biscuits?
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:33 am

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Postby Juls » Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:01 pm

anyways just a quick update. I'm in Denmark now stayin at his house. Things are great for me here. Great trip, great food and Great Sex! thanks for the advises... apparently my bf is now studying electro mechanic engineering...I think it should give a good promise than car mechanic.
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Postby Jay » Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:12 pm

Juls wrote:anyways just a quick update. I'm in Denmark now stayin at his house. Things are great for me here. Great trip, great food and Great Sex! thanks for the advises... apparently my bf is now studying electro mechanic engineering...I think it should give a good promise than car mechanic.


You fisting yourself while he plays WoW is not considered great sex.
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Postby Harrison » Sat Nov 25, 2006 3:26 pm

That sounds like personal experience...
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Postby Darcler » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:23 pm

Jay made me lol

We all know Vips doesnt have sex.
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Postby The Kizzy » Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:38 pm

My boys were holy terrors, ask Taxx. I had to give my oldest to his Dad because I couldn't get through to him no matter what I did. When we moved back to Ohio and moved in with Ultangel, all that shit stopped with my youngest. His wife wouldn't let my youngest put one toe over the line. I hated it at the time, but he is very well behaved now. I guess she had her reasons, and I was just too much of a pushover Mom at the time. He still gets it when he is bad, but those times are few and far between. He is usually in bed before his bedtime. He says please, thank you, yes sir, no sir, etc etc. Very polite.

Anyway.............My favortie Dangerpaul story he ever told me (think he posted it here) was when he was in line at the store and some kid was throwing a tantrum, and he looked at the mom and offered her his belt. THat shit still makes me laugh.
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Postby Markarado » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:38 pm

Juls, the beach party was awesome. Have fun in Denmark =)

Oh yah, and I lost my phone at the party. My new number is 0174810144. I don't have your number so sms me!
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Postby Dylan » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:38 pm

lol prank calls
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Postby Markarado » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:39 pm

Go ahead .. it'll cost you a bundle tho~
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Postby Dylan » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:41 pm

Calling cards np.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:44 pm

you know why it'll cost you a bundle?

because he's in malaysia.
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Postby The Kizzy » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:47 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:you know why it'll cost you a bundle?

because he's in malaysia.


HAHAH that made me laugh
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Postby Guntaag Gorefeast » Mon Nov 27, 2006 8:05 pm

marks is where?





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Postby Juls » Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:42 pm

SEx is still here.. and good... Ermm... kinda feel shy to say this but i started WoW-ing too now....

The only problem is me being stuck here now. I requested my travel agent to give me a return date 3 months ago for 22nd Feb but she fucked it up and put 22 May. Now i am in trouble cuz after fucking her, she tried to change my flight but its all full till 1st of march but i need to leave denmark before 24th Feb... Im in big troubles.
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Postby Naethyn » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:02 pm

http://www.skype.com

Call over the internets!!!!
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Postby Arlos » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:06 pm

Easy solution: Figure out another major airport that is within a 1 day driving/train-riding distance. Tell your travel agent to get you a flight from THAT city, and leave 1 day early by car or train to get there.

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Postby Juls » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:51 pm

then id have to pay for another ticket... remmeber im on a tight budget..and my bf is happy i cant leave then he has more of me...zzzz
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Postby Juls » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:56 pm

oh if anyone is intrested in the pics.. its at http://www.julsgp.blogspot.com
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Postby Jimmy Durante » Mon Dec 04, 2006 4:04 pm

http://bp2.blogger.com/_auooFb9fX98/RXN ... AG0092.JPG

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