ND or USC?

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:16 pm

I detest both these teams, and I can't decide who I hate more.

I think I hate Brady Quinn more than Booty...

Sooooooo.... Seeing USC beat ND, so the BCS could ensure they get their favorite team in the National Cham... then I can watch Ohio State completely destroy and expose USC for the shit, 2nd rate team they really are on a world wide stage.

Hmmm.... but I hate USC enough not to want them to even get a chance.... would be nice to watch Ohio State crush Florida. But, that would mean ND would have to win and I don't know if I could stomach that.

Holy fuck what a choice.

Ok.... let's break this down...

We all - well anyone who's watched college football for more than one season - know that the BCS voters don't like the SEC. Therefore, Flordia will have a much tougher time getting in the national championship. But, I suppose it's not impossible.

The way I see it... if Notre Gay beats USCummguzzlers then USC is out - no chance for the N.C. Because Mich already exposed ND by pounding them into the mud... N.D, really should have no chance at the N.C. That really leaves just Florida, West Virgina and Mich.

IF USC wins - they will go. There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the out right bias of the BCS voters will put USC in if they win.

West Virginia is overrated, period. Put them in against Ohio State and they'll get crushed like a grape. Florida? They barely beat a very shitty Florida State today, but regardless - they'd still do better against Ohio State than WV, by far. That really just leaves Mich. If you look at the points - they only team that even comes close to them is in fact USC (thanks to the bias).

So, really... who do put in the NC? If I had the power - I would put Florida in, regardless if USC wins or not. USC has spent a season barely beating shitty teams... I mean really... you ever watch a USC game? It's like watching paint dry. They've only won the majority of their games by a TD or less. They're not impressive and they're not even close to being on the same stage as Florida, Ohio State or Michigan for that matter.

They wont count Florida's 62 to ZERO win last weekend because it was a AA school... ok... so WHY IN THE FUCK DID THEY EVEN SCHEDULE THAT GAME... KNOWING that Florida is they type of school that's usually good???

Bottom line -

USC - big time overrated.
Michigan - already lost to Ohio State
West Virginia - way overrated; wouldn't stand a chance in hell against OSU.
Florida - disliked by BCS (as are all SEC teams), but the only team that really deserves to go.

Here's what I think is going to happen.

USC wins? They're in. No question. The BCS will shoot jizz all over themselves.
USC loses? Michigan will go. Florida will get fucked (like Auburn two years ago).

Here's what I'm looking for in tonight's game. First I think it's going to be boring as shit (as are most USC games). BUT the fun will come in watching / listening to the announces suck the cocks of Booty and Quinn. How are they going to choose who to swallow for? Their faces are going to covered with so much cum at the end of the night they'll look like Gilligan after the Skipper smashes him in the face with a cocanut cream pie.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:03 pm

USC 21-10 at halftime. West Virginia lost today so no championship game for them.

It will be Ohio State vs. USC/Michigan/Florida.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:08 pm

Yeah, I just saw the WV score - dunno why I kept thinking they won.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:35 pm

You know... this game has been built up a lot by the sports casting world, and for what?

You have two highly overrated teams duking it out with two QB's the announcers blow every single chance they get.

Notre Dame has spent a season beating up on really great teams like Army, Navy, Air Force, and Standford... yeah, they're the REAL deal alright. The only real team (this year) they've faced was Michigan who beat them into dust. Yet, they're ranked 6th.

Tonight they face another overrated team - who again, you guessed it - has spent a season beating up on really great teams like Navy, Standford and Washington! They only team worth a shit they've beat was Arkansa who, by the way, was without their star running back for that game. They're loss (unlike Notre Dame who can at least admit to being beat by the number 2 team in the nation without shame) was to an unranked team. Yet, they are ranked number 2.

Now, we're watching this so called "game of games" and instead of hearing about the quality of each TEAM - all we're hearing is the non-stop cock sucking of Quinn and Booty... and I mean NON-STOP. When ND has the ball - we're hearing "Quinn the Heisman cand." repeatedly and how super ultra uber great he is. When USC has the ball, we hear Booty's name in practically EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE. Funny, I thought there were other players in this game?

These announcers really and truly need to be beaten. I mean physically beaten in the parking lot. And left laying in a pool of their own blood, with the blood soaks faces bashed in with a ball peen hammer.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:39 pm

Hey Diekan, may be you should watch only big 10 and sec football games.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:10 pm

i want michigan vs. ohio state for the championship

but it won't happen

fuck USC i hate them

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:16 pm

USC could lose to UCLA next week.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:21 pm

That's actually VERY likely.

Florida has to face Arkansa as well. SO, I suppose if USC loses to UCLA and Florida beats Arkansa - Florida "could" get a chance... although something tells me they'd squeeze Mich in anyway.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:28 pm

im so godamn glad WVU lost today, that made my fucking day. Now all my buddies that go up there can cry cry cry cry because they are facing the realization that there team is fucking overrated

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:38 pm

You guys have to admit that, that was some of the worst knob slobbing you've ever heard. I mean really... it was non-stop for the ENTIRE game. I seriously thought they were going to run out on the field and right up to both Quinn and Booty, drop to their knees and start sucking on thier cocks right there.

Hell, Peyton Manning doesn't even get virtual blow jobs like that.

That was bad... that was the worst I've ever seen.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:43 am

i've discovered the joy of watching football without volume

rarely do those douchebags have anything interesting to say

if they're not harping about some overrated goon on the field, they're talking about how things were when they played-- /yawn

xKALECx · Post by **xKALECx** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:16 am

Diekan....I like you even more now after reading all that.

What pisses me off was all the "Notre Dame in the Rosebowl" bullshit. LSU shares the same record, played 6 top 10 teams, including 4 of them on the road this year. One announcer mentioned LSU for the Rosebowl and the other two announcers laughed. One said "it's not about what you've accomplished that gets you a BCS bowl bid...it's what you have done in the past 80 years". Fuck USC, Fuck Notre Dame, and FUCK the BCS!

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 12:02 pm

Diekan, USC is the only team that has 4 wins against the BCS top 25.