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Postby Harrison » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:57 pm

leah wrote:what do you mean your cock feels like corn?

and hey, who got to see pix of jay's peen and why didn't i?


It's a Dane Cook joke, which she hinted at earlier.
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Postby Phlegm » Sat Nov 25, 2006 5:06 pm

Jay wrote:
Harrison wrote:My cock feels like corn!


Where's Phlegm's cornbrator pic when you need it?




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Postby Darcler » Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:59 pm

I didnt study the packaging last time around. Hyper Wank Device. Oh my lol
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Postby Harrison » Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:35 pm

You also didn't notice it looks geared towards men with the packaging covered with gay sex.
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Postby Jay » Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:41 pm

leah wrote:what do you mean your cock feels like corn?

and hey, who got to see pix of jay's peen and why didn't i?


All you gotta do is ask =P It's much better in person though if you get over that whole child molesting thing.
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Postby Darcler » Sun Nov 26, 2006 5:59 am

Jay wrote:
leah wrote:what do you mean your cock feels like corn?

and hey, who got to see pix of jay's peen and why didn't i?


All you gotta do is ask =P It's much better in person though if you get over that whole child molesting thing.


He lies. He wont do it.
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Postby Jay » Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:58 am

For leah I will!
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Postby leah » Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:20 pm

bring it~
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Postby Darcler » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:18 pm

no luv :(
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Postby Markarado » Sun Nov 26, 2006 9:30 pm

I want turkey!
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Postby araby » Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:30 pm

what did the turkey say when he went online? google google google.
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Postby 10sun » Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:36 pm

araby wrote:what did the asshat say when he went online? malaysia malaysia malaysia.
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Postby araby » Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:59 pm

what's up in malaysia? malaysia.
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Postby Karmie » Mon Nov 27, 2006 2:43 am

you can buy cds n dvds for only around 2-3 usd in malaysia. too many pirates here
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Postby Markarado » Mon Nov 27, 2006 3:24 am

1.5 USD in Penang...
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Postby leah » Mon Nov 27, 2006 7:20 am

o rly? where's penang?
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Postby Jay » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:48 am

Hey leah what's your email.
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Postby leah » Mon Nov 27, 2006 11:51 am

leahru . . . wait, are you actually going to send me peen pictures? because i've got cold feet.
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Postby Minrott » Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:52 pm

Wait Penang is a city? I thought it was a red rocket.
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Postby Eziekial » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:01 pm

Her email is leah_ruthie@yahoo.com :devil:
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Postby leah » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:17 pm

lol that's silly, i haven't used yahoo! in ages.
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Postby Jay » Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:56 pm

leah wrote:leahru . . . wait, are you actually going to send me peen pictures? because i've got cold feet.


Ok I won't then =P
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