What do you want for Christmas?

Post by **Mop** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 10:50 pm

I want Mark and Juls to fucking loose all ability to access the internet, is that too much to ask?

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Mon Dec 04, 2006 11:06 pm

It would be a Festivus Miracle!

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:28 am

And what's the big deal about hit 31?

Post by **DangerPaul** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:42 am

I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 8:58 am

DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.

Amen brother.

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 9:01 am

Gargamellow wrote:i want virras present to come since i paid for it already

free beer all night on my birthday coming up on the 17th would be cooll also!

umm..im gonna be 31 guys

Your b-day is Dec 17?

leah · Post by **leah** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:42 am

DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.

you can't walk?

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:49 am

yes mart..why?

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:09 am

Gargamellow wrote:yes mart..why?

Same as my youngest....

Post by **DangerPaul** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:14 am

leah wrote:
DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.

you can't walk?

not currently and unknown if and when I will again. I kind of shuffle, they are looking at giving me a walker, long story short... big accident and fucked up all my bottom half

leah · Post by **leah** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:29 am

well sir you can't really summarize that kind of a long story. details pls.

also i am very sorry for your troubles

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:29 am

12/17/75

cool:) if astrology holds any weight..you got your hands full:P

Post by **Martrae** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:39 am

DangerPaul wrote:
leah wrote:
DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.

you can't walk?

not currently and unknown if and when I will again. I kind of shuffle, they are looking at giving me a walker, long story short... big accident and fucked up all my bottom half

Motorcycle?

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:46 am

Sorry to hear about that Paul. Good luck.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:46 am

No, I fell down stairs. However, there is a lot more to it. When I was 17 I got into a car accident and crushed 3 vertebrae. About two years after I healed, I slipped on an icy roof and fell 30 feet landing flat on my feet. Which did extensive damage to my spine. I was told I would be lucky if I could still walk at 30. Which I was, then recently I fell again which aggravated it all again. In between the two falls, I also fell 14 feet and shattered both arms. Yeah, I am accident prone.

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:56 am

Gargamellow wrote:12/17/75

cool:) if astrology holds any weight..you got your hands full:P

07/17/74

runamonk · Post by **runamonk** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:57 am

Jesus fucking christ paul. You need to be in a bubble of armor or something.

I hereby recant my need for a blowjob because of my sore balls and pass off my wish of a blowjob to you, you need it more than anybody on the board.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:58 am

Oh, I got one last night, I don't really need any material things in life anymore, so I figured a BJ was a good wish

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 11:59 am

DangerPaul wrote:No, I fell down stairs. However, there is a lot more to it. When I was 17 I got into a car accident and crushed 3 vertebrae. About two years after I healed, I slipped on an icy roof and fell 30 feet landing flat on my feet. Which did extensive damage to my spine. I was told I would be lucky if I could still walk at 30. Which I was, then recently I fell again which aggravated it all again. In between the two falls, I also fell 14 feet and shattered both arms. Yeah, I am accident prone.

fucking whiner

Post by **DangerPaul** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:07 pm

Zanchief wrote:
DangerPaul wrote:No, I fell down stairs. However, there is a lot more to it. When I was 17 I got into a car accident and crushed 3 vertebrae. About two years after I healed, I slipped on an icy roof and fell 30 feet landing flat on my feet. Which did extensive damage to my spine. I was told I would be lucky if I could still walk at 30. Which I was, then recently I fell again which aggravated it all again. In between the two falls, I also fell 14 feet and shattered both arms. Yeah, I am accident prone.

fucking whiner

i know, right?

leah · Post by **leah** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:07 pm

<3 paul

i would be helpful if i could

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 12:51 pm

DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.

leah wrote:<3 paul

i would be helpful if i could

*throws self down flight of stairs*

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:15 pm

Jay wrote:
DangerPaul wrote:I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.

leah wrote:<3 paul

i would be helpful if i could

*throws self down flight of stairs*

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:28 pm

DangerPaul wrote:
Zanchief wrote:
DangerPaul wrote:No, I fell down stairs. However, there is a lot more to it. When I was 17 I got into a car accident and crushed 3 vertebrae. About two years after I healed, I slipped on an icy roof and fell 30 feet landing flat on my feet. Which did extensive damage to my spine. I was told I would be lucky if I could still walk at 30. Which I was, then recently I fell again which aggravated it all again. In between the two falls, I also fell 14 feet and shattered both arms. Yeah, I am accident prone.

fucking whiner

i know, right?

I've got a great piece of advice for you to improve your rehab. Stop falling off buildings.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:31 pm

jesus crimany dude..yer gonna kill yourself if you don't slow down or something