What do you want for Christmas?

[Jay]

I want to regain the ability to walk, but I do not think miracles happen on christmas anymore, so I will take a blow job and a steak.

<3 paul

i would be helpful if i could

*throws self down flight of stairs*

[DangerPaul]

Just think how rich I would be if I sued each time I got hurt !

[Gargamellow]

life happens..people who take advantage of it are wankers

[Jay]

<--Wanker

[Gargamellow]

<---not suprised

wanker:The term literally means "one who wanks" (masturbates). In particular, it may connote one (usually male) who is self-obsessed, or a show-off. It has similar meanings and overtones to American pejorative terms like "jerk", "jerk-off", or "prick". The term wanker has also been extended, as a generic insult, to cover self-aggrandizement or ostentatious behaviour, specifically where the performer's impression of their own talent and ability manifestly exceeds that of the audience.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanker#Meaning

[Martrae]

Citing a website that only has entries because other people add them doesn't really make your points valid.

[Gargamellow]

they are supporting facts...it does validate..iot is data submitted

there is only so much arguing i can do before i give in and just shove the proof in the faces of the skeptics.

it DOES validate my argument

[Martrae]

For all anyone knows you submitted the information there yourself. It supports nothing.

[leah]

i want a new tire for my car for christmas since this other one is flat

zomg back on topic!

[DangerPaul]

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[Martrae]

Wait...back up...widower Paul?

[Jay]

Crielle was married?

[leah]

where is this widower stuff coming from? i'm confused.

[DangerPaul]

I never divorced, she died before it was completed.

[Gypsiyee]

wait.. the girl you were married to really briefly?

It's so hard to keep up with your life Paul, it's such a saga >.<

[Jay]

Baaack on topic

A Phillipe or a Breitling watch
The new Cartier stunna shades
3 Wii controllers w/ nunchuks
4 Wii classic controllers
1 Wii points card
Marvel Ultimate Alliance for Wii
A nice ipod dock
A new laptop
A Nokia 8800 Sirocco Edition Black
A Cashmere Overcoat
Doc Martens in brown
A Polo scarf
A BlackBerry Pearl for Cingular
Dark brown pants with very light and subtle pink pinstripes almost to the point where they look white.

Anyone who wants to help this cause can PM me.

[Gargamellow]

all i wanted was psp for zach and the only time i go0t close was when someone here said they had one they would sell me and it fell through so fuck it

[Martrae]

I never divorced, she died before it was completed.

Tiffany? What happened?

[BlackMan]

here da real muthafukin santa bitches

[brinstar]

Baaack on topic

A Phillipe or a Breitling watch
The new Cartier stunna shades
3 Wii controllers w/ nunchuks
4 Wii classic controllers
1 Wii points card
Marvel Ultimate Alliance for Wii
A nice ipod dock
A new laptop
A Nokia 8800 Sirocco Edition Black
A Cashmere Overcoat
Doc Martens in brown
A Polo scarf
A BlackBerry Pearl for Cingular
Dark brown pants with very light and subtle pink pinstripes almost to the point where they look white.

Anyone who wants to help this cause can PM me.

metro lol

[BlackMan]

oh i seez weez doin a list

big d. dats wat ma boyz callz me

letz see

wat doez bid d want from fromz dat fat white man

a new glock
case of crack vials
a new 78 cutlas
some new hoes
some twentyfoes

[KaiineTN]

How the hell can shoes not be on your list, you're so not black. Shoes have been more important than all of those things to every black man I've ever known or seen.

[BlackMan]

bitch pleez

i got some chucks
throw back air jordans

sheet bitch i even gots some old air force ones

dis nigga be stylin i dont need no new shoes

[Darcler]

where is this widower stuff coming from? i'm confused.

[Dylan]

He got married to some bitch for like a month last year.