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Postby Harrison » Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:21 pm

Yeah, expecting a woman to tell you, without lying, how much cock she's been penetrated with is a bit funny.
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Postby Darcler » Sun Dec 03, 2006 10:03 pm

It's a "well known fact" which means he has been penetrated by it as well.
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Postby Markarado » Mon Dec 04, 2006 12:45 am

I'm basing her missing me on the drunken calls at 3am lately.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Dec 04, 2006 1:31 am

...oh mark

You're so naive :(
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 04, 2006 2:25 am

drunken calls aye?

my friend calls her ex and tells off his new girlfriend on their answering machine when she is drunk...ya she still loves him

but what kind of calls are you getting?
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Postby Darcler » Mon Dec 04, 2006 3:47 am

lol mark is the drunkdial
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Postby Narrock » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:44 am

Harrison wrote:Yeah, expecting a woman to tell you, without lying, how much cock she's been penetrated with is a bit funny.


Take the answer she gives you, multiply it by 3, and you'll have a more accurate number.
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Postby araby » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:42 pm

Darcler wrote:lol mark is the drunkdial


I heard some of Jude Joe Brown on friday when a woman was claiming that she wasn't taken out/given enough attention by her man and now that he's cheated on her she wants him to return what was rightfully hers...etc you know the stories (money, cars whatever...)

anyway the judge asked her if she was a booty call for him, after they'd both gotten to state their case. she answered no-and the judge said "he didn't take you out, didn't spend money on you, didn't pay you attention and only had sex with you, which you said he didn't give enough of that either...that makes YOU a BOOTY CALL. :rofl:
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Postby Markarado » Tue Dec 05, 2006 10:24 pm

Narrock wrote:
Harrison wrote:Yeah, expecting a woman to tell you, without lying, how much cock she's been penetrated with is a bit funny.


Take the answer she gives you, multiply it by 3, and you'll have a more accurate number.


I take it you learned that from American Pie? haha..
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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:56 am

Markarado wrote:
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Harrison wrote:Yeah, expecting a woman to tell you, without lying, how much cock she's been penetrated with is a bit funny.


Take the answer she gives you, multiply it by 3, and you'll have a more accurate number.


I take it you learned that from American Pie? haha..


The joke did come from American Pie, but it's a well-known fact, which is why they used it in the film.
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Postby Darcler » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:18 am

Did you just say it's a well known FACT?
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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:22 am

Darcler wrote:Did you just say it's a well known FACT?


Yeah, but I was just kidding. It's actually not a fact because some girls will actually tell the truth about how many guys they've slept with. Most girls I know have lied about this number because they don't want the current guy they're dating to think that they are a slut. Just accept this fact that a lot of girls (and guys both) will lie about the number of people they have had sex with.
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:26 am

I think it is important to be completely honest when you get with someoine. If everything is laid out on the table, then there is not much that can mess up the relationship except pure lack of love.
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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 10:31 am

Someone should make a "how many people have you slept with?" poll just for fun. But then again, people would lie there too.
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Postby 10sun » Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:03 pm

http://www.loadingreadyrun.com/videos/v ... e+a+Pirate

I thought this would be best placed here.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:17 pm

oh ok.
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Postby Jay » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:20 pm

I edited he. He was linking something about Jennifer Lopez sucking off 3 guys.
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Postby 10sun » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:42 pm

Jay wrote:I edited he. He was linking something about Jennifer Lopez sucking off 3 guys.


fuck you and I missed that link. Goddamn you. Overzealous moderator.
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