A Poem for Mindia

Sidle up to the bar (Lightly Moderated)

Moderator: Dictators in Training

A Poem for Mindia

Postby Xaiveir » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:06 pm

Figure you could relate!



How the "Left" Stole Christmas



Twas the month before Christmas

When all through our land,

Not a Christian was praying

Nor taking a stand.

See the PC Police had taken away,

The reason for Christmas - no one could say.

The children were told by their schools not to sing,

About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.

It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say

December 25th is just a "Holiday."

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit

Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!

CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod

Something was changing, something quite odd!

Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa

In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.

As Targets were hanging their trees upside down

At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.

At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears

You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.

Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty

Are words that were used to intimidate me.

Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen

On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!

At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter

To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.

And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith

Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded

The reason for the season, stopped before it started.

So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"

Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.

Choose your words carefully, choose what you say

Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
User avatar
Xaiveir
NT Deity
NT Deity
 
Posts: 4380
Joined: Mon May 24, 2004 12:12 am
Location: Olympia, WA

Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:21 pm

oh brother..give me a break with all the crap about the evils of santa and the happy holidays bs...who cares???

anyone who truly believes in god knows that gift giving is a symbol of the gift giving that occurred when jesus was born

just because some people are commercialized..who cares?

this world needs to buy and sell to advance..we need to advance if we want to inhabit other planets....
User avatar
Gargamellow
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 8683
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:39 am
Location: Nunyafuggin Bidness

Re: A Poem for Mindia

Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:22 pm

Xaiveir wrote:Figure you could relate!



How the "Left" Stole Christmas



Twas the month before Christmas

When all through our land,

Not a Christian was praying

Nor taking a stand.

See the PC Police had taken away,

The reason for Christmas - no one could say.

The children were told by their schools not to sing,

About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.

It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say

December 25th is just a "Holiday."

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit

Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!

CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod

Something was changing, something quite odd!

Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa

In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.

As Targets were hanging their trees upside down

At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.

At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears

You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.

Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty

Are words that were used to intimidate me.

Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen

On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!

At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter

To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.

And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith

Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.

The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded

The reason for the season, stopped before it started.

So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"

Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.

Choose your words carefully, choose what you say

Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!


That awesome Xaiveir, thank you!
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Narrock
NT Patron
NT Patron
 
Posts: 16679
Joined: Mon Mar 15, 2004 11:54 pm
Location: Folsom, CA

Postby Xaiveir » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:37 pm

Gargamellow wrote:oh brother..give me a break with all the crap about the evils of santa and the happy holidays bs...who cares???

anyone who truly believes in god knows that gift giving is a symbol of the gift giving that occurred when jesus was born

just because some people are commercialized..who cares?

this world needs to buy and sell to advance..we need to advance if we want to inhabit other planets....



Wasnt really here to stir up more drama on the subject. I think we hashed it up pretty well in the Best Buy thread last month. Just thought Mindia would get a kick out of it is all. :dunno:
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
User avatar
Xaiveir
NT Deity
NT Deity
 
Posts: 4380
Joined: Mon May 24, 2004 12:12 am
Location: Olympia, WA

Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:39 pm

i am actually going to send it to my mom in law...so thanks for it

merry fucking christmas
User avatar
Gargamellow
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 8683
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:39 am
Location: Nunyafuggin Bidness

Postby Xaiveir » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:49 pm

Gargamellow wrote:i am actually going to send it to my mom in law...so thanks for it

merry fucking christmas



Hey no problem! Merry fucking Christmas. My teeth are green because i just drank some Nyquill. Didnt realize it wasnt dayquill.....sigh.
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
User avatar
Xaiveir
NT Deity
NT Deity
 
Posts: 4380
Joined: Mon May 24, 2004 12:12 am
Location: Olympia, WA

Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:35 pm

dayquil is the bomb
User avatar
Gargamellow
Nappy Headed Ho
Nappy Headed Ho
 
Posts: 8683
Joined: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:39 am
Location: Nunyafuggin Bidness

Postby brinstar » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:05 pm

delusional tripe np
compost the rich
User avatar
brinstar
Cat Crew
Cat Crew
 
Posts: 13142
Joined: Tue Mar 09, 2004 1:45 pm
Location: 402


Return to Cap's Alehouse

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 40 guests