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Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:28 pm

Hey, what would you get the Conservative Christian man who already has everything?

I drew my uncle's name for Christmas and I dont know what to get him. My spending limit is under $40.

Thanks.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:37 pm

A couple movie tickets and maybe a $20 Starbucks gift card.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:39 pm

He doesnt go to Starbucks and I honestly doubt he's been to the movies since the kids were little (10+years)

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:42 pm

get him some fishing or camping gear

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:46 pm

Darcler wrote:He doesnt go to Starbucks and I honestly doubt he's been to the movies since the kids were little (10+years)

How about a Border's gift card then? I was just in Border's yesterday. They have so much stuff now it's unbelievable. I wanted to get my mom a cookbook but I didn't buy it there because I knew I could probably find it cheaper on Amazon.com. But Border's has good deals every now and then. If you gave him a $30-35 gift card I'm sure he'd love it. They have music and DVD's too.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:52 pm

tickets to the playoffs

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:57 pm

Get him a copy of The Da Vinci code.

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:35 pm

fill his tackle box!

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:38 pm

Narrock wrote:
Darcler wrote:He doesnt go to Starbucks and I honestly doubt he's been to the movies since the kids were little (10+years)

How about a Border's gift card then? I was just in Border's yesterday. They have so much stuff now it's unbelievable. I wanted to get my mom a cookbook but I didn't buy it there because I knew I could probably find it cheaper on Amazon.com. But Border's has good deals every now and then. If you gave him a $30-35 gift card I'm sure he'd love it. They have music and DVD's too.

Yeah, I was thinking Barnes & Noble (its closer to him) but I was hoping to steer away from a gift card since his last present to me was an actual present. It was for the birth of our son, some ABCs to Raising Your Child in God's Image or somthing completely useless.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:41 pm

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:46 pm

Completely useless because they got us something very similar for the birth of our daughter. I have about 20 of these damn Christian parenting books from a baby shower my moms church threw me. I also have a very pretty pink bible with my daughters name on it.
Honestly, walking through my house, you would think I was a Christian and not the virgin sacrificing, blood drinking heathen I really am. There are weird home made scripture things and books all over this house.

Evermore · Post by **Evermore** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:02 pm

Zanchief wrote:Get him a copy of The Da Vinci code.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:04 pm

the virgin sacrificing, blood drinking heathen I really am

lol

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:06 pm

Darcler wrote:Hey, what would you get the Conservative Christian man who already has everything?

I drew my uncle's name for Christmas and I dont know what to get him. My spending limit is under $40.

Thanks.

http://www.cafepress.com/rightthings/299798

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:37 pm

you would think I was a Christian and not the virgin sacrificing, blood drinking heathen I really am

I have a giant black metal cross on my wall at the foot of my stairs and guardian angels all over the place...as well as a few other nick nacks such as crosses, candleholders, and a litte wind-up bronze church that plays amazing grace

and i post nt

i am so going to hell

Post by **Arlos** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 2:42 pm

Get him a vibrating dildo crucifix that plays "Oh come all ye faithful" when first turned on.

-Arlos

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:05 pm

arlos wrote:Get him a vibrating dildo crucifix that plays "Oh come all ye faithful" when first turned on.

-Arlos

Winner!

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:14 pm

Darcler wrote:virgin sacrificing, blood drinking heathen

are you trying to give me a boner?

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:18 am

No, but if it happened, bonus!

Gargamellow · Post by **Gargamellow** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:44 am

man arlos BAHahaHAH

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:49 pm

arlos wrote:Get him a vibrating dildo crucifix that plays "Oh come all ye faithful" when first turned on.

-Arlos

LMFAO!

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