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How many people have you slept with?

I'm a virgin
5
15%
1-5
9
27%
6-10
7
21%
11-15
2
6%
16-20
3
9%
21-Paul/Xaiveir Status
7
21%
 
Total votes : 33

Postby Jay » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:21 pm

17th wedding anniversity, gave her virginity, she must have given the greatest head in the world for him to have stayed that long.
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Postby DangerPaul » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:52 pm

why in the fuck would you even lump me with Tiriella for any poll? jackass. Maybe if you put Paul / Xavier it would have been more correct and I would not be offended.
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Postby Trielelvan » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:53 pm

because you've both fucked so many people it's insane =P
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:54 pm

i never saw tiriella as a whore...well the eq tiriella anyway...

and i think it sucks u men can be whores but us women have to sit around riding the same cucumber our whole lives or we get judged
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Postby DangerPaul » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:56 pm

Trielelvan wrote:because you've both fucked so many people it's insane =P


I doubt she is anywhere close to me. Plus the fact when I hear her name I wonder wtf I was on for that 2-3 month period. Oh that and I am now reborn, so I ignore my past.
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:58 pm

the past should stay where it is
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:03 pm

DangerPaul wrote:
Trielelvan wrote:because you've both fucked so many people it's insane =P


I doubt she is anywhere close to me. Plus the fact when I hear her name I wonder wtf I was on for that 2-3 month period. Oh that and I am now reborn, so I ignore my past.


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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:06 pm

Gargamellow wrote:i never saw tiriella as a whore...well the eq tiriella anyway...

and i think it sucks u men can be whores but us women have to sit around riding the same cucumber our whole lives or we get judged


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Postby leah » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:06 pm

hehe aww that's cute paul
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:08 pm

i have never used a vegetable..it was a metaphor
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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:09 pm

Gargamellow wrote:i have never used a vegetable..it was a metaphor


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Postby vonkaar » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:09 pm

21-Paul/Tiriella Status

:rofl: :rofl: :bowdown: :bowdown: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:10 pm

virra washes his own dick

i think i have posted before

I DON'T USE A FUCKING VIBRATOR

I DON'T USE A FUCKING DILDO

I DON'T USE A FUCKING VIBRATING DILDO

the real thing is much better

stop changing the subject..double standard is the SUCK
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Postby Martrae » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:12 pm

Gargamellow wrote:virra washes his own dick

i think i have posted before

I DON'T USE A FUCKING VIBRATOR

I DON'T USE A FUCKING DILDO

I DON'T USE A FUCKING VIBRATING DILDO

the real thing is much better

stop changing the subject..double standard is the SUCK



YOU ARE BORING TO FUCK THEN
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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:13 pm

Gargamellow wrote:virra washes his own dick

i think i have posted before

I DON'T USE A FUCKING VIBRATOR

I DON'T USE A FUCKING DILDO

I DON'T USE A FUCKING VIBRATING DILDO

the real thing is much better

stop changing the subject..double standard is the SUCK


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Postby Xaiveir » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:17 pm

DangerPaul wrote:why in the fuck would you even lump me with Tiriella for any poll? jackass. Maybe if you put Paul / Xavier it would have been more correct and I would not be offended.



I wouldnt be offended either np np. :rofl:
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:21 pm

hmm...deleted what i wrote...entirely tmi

p.s. mindia sucks badonkadonk butt
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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:27 pm

Gargamellow wrote:hmm...deleted what i wrote...entirely tmi

p.s. mindia sucks badonkadonk butt


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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:32 pm

not really mart...i think i am skilled beyond the average woman and i dare you to challenge me to a fuck off!
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Postby Martrae » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:35 pm

What would be the rules?
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Postby Narrock » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:37 pm

that your feet can touch the headboard.
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:38 pm

LOL

mart you are beyond cool for not flipping out on me for that joke

rules:

no rules
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Postby Darcler » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:41 pm

Wow, it's been this long and noone said "ahurrrr rules are you have to post vids and we judge ahurrrrrrrr"

Slacking...
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:42 pm

lol darcler :hiphop:
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Postby Dylan » Wed Dec 06, 2006 1:43 pm

Because they didn't penetrate until 17 years after they got married.

also, I voted for Paul status
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