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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:14 pm

try this Image

You fuck that shit up and Jesus's name gets mentioned and deals with him to get it off your face come about.
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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:20 pm

why even shave yer damn eyebrows anyways...fuck what people think about eyebrows..goddamn

virra's ex was a whackjob..she shaved her shit and drew it on again..wtf
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:22 pm

Gargamellow wrote:why even shave yer damn eyebrows anyways...fuck what people think about eyebrows..goddamn

virra's ex was a whackjob..she shaved her shit and drew it on again..wtf


shaved her shit? I thought we were talking about eyebrows. im confused.
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Postby Trielelvan » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:23 pm

kaharthemad wrote:try this Image

You fuck that shit up and Jesus's name gets mentioned and deals with him to get it off your face come about.

you are evil Kahar.
Eeeevil ><
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Postby Trielelvan » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:25 pm

It's personal preference.
I don't dig the bushy brow thing on myself. Not really any different than putting on makeup - it's all cosmetic alteration.
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:26 pm

so you must be familar with the can of pain then...
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Postby Trielelvan » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:32 pm

Years ago, I had a friend named Hosieh who tried using it at the recommendation of a buddy, as shaving caused him horrible problems with folliculitis.
Mind you, he is black, I mean like dark chocolate skin.
After using the powder, and not doing it correctly, his neck, under-chin, and beard line looked like someone had taken a potato peeler to his face, then brushed him off with hot pink glaze.
I took him to the emergency room ><
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:35 pm

yup...thats the stuff. nothing like applying battery acid to your skin. we had to use it in the subcorp when the air scrubbers we being repaired or down for maintenance because the perfumes in shaving cream fucked shit up when the scrubbers were in active. I hated my life. I usually bribed one of my buddys a pack of smokes to tell me when they were maintenceing those things. I would get up a little early and shave beofre they tagged them out just so I did not have to use that evil fucking shit.


FYI dont apply anything to your face that starts out looking like a mixture between Comet and Crystal Draino.
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Postby Arlos » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:57 pm

Well, getting back to Kizzy's situation. She IS latina, so there's always this option:

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Postby Bodin » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:08 pm

Korean Aunt shaved hers, got them tatted on. /shrug
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Postby Evermore » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:46 pm

arlos thats fucking scary
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Postby kaharthemad » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:52 pm

yup..but fucking funny
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Postby Darcler » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:41 pm

I love magic shave for the hooha though ><
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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:44 pm

I quit shaving my .............area...........I used to like it. Now I just feel stupid shaving my pussy just so some man can get a thrill off a bare pussy....

fuck a pig, their pussies are bald
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Postby leah » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:10 pm

Darcler wrote:I love magic shave for the hooha though ><


which reminds me . . . i tried it and it worked pretty well! definitely better than shaving, anyway.

funny story: i bought it at a walgreens the other day, and i was about to head to the checkout at the front of the store but then i realized that the cashier was a black chick and i would've felt like a major douche buying black man's shaving powder from her so i went back to the pharmacy (since i was also buying cough drops, wal-tussin, and sinus medicine hehe)
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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:11 pm

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Postby leah » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:16 pm

oh jeez come on, it was funny.

don't rant at me for being racist, because i'm not. i just didn't want her to think badly of me or wonder wtf i was up to.
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Postby Zanchief » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:19 pm

Leah, why do you hate black people?
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Postby Darcler » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:20 pm

Jesus leah, frickin racist...

I dont know why its in the kneegrow section. A lot of white women I know use it for their lady friends and I know of no black man that uses it.
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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:26 pm

that girl don't give a shit what you buy..she just wants to go home at the end of the day like everyone else
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:15 pm

She probably thought you were buying it for a friend

My eyebrows looked okay today, I guess. But I have major razorburn on my one eyelid, and they are still uneven. Its funny you posted that Arlos, my boss said something to that effect today. "I thought all mexicans used sharpies on their eyebrows."
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Postby Markarado » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:17 pm

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Postby Gargamellow » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:20 pm

I haven't met one crackhead mexican and there ar ea lot of them where i live

secondly, i did not know silv was a chicano
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Postby Jay » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:22 pm

mamacita gordo!
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Dec 07, 2006 10:29 pm

Im a beanerschnitzel. Mom is Mexican, Dad is German MEAN JAY
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