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Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:36 am

Miss Kitty, one of my ferrets, just booked ass past me sideways and ran off to the stairs!

HAhAHA!

Virra had given them water and left the door open and she took the FUCK OFF!

My other ferret, Marshall Dillon, is one lazy motherfucker. He is just laying in the cage sleeping rather than making a break for it.

Ferrets are the bestest.

by **Dylan** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:52 am

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:54 am

I just wanted to share a piece of happiness because there is too much dreary bullshit on NT lately.

It is the Christmas season and I am going to be puking joy all over the fucking place.

by **Dylan** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 1:00 am

It sounds like your ferret ran away, and that's sad

by **Darcler** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:51 am

Ferrets smell so bad.

by **Zanchief** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:55 am

I don't think you know what LOL means.

by **runamonk** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:55 am

Dylan wrote::dunno:

You really have to see them run sideways like crabs while squeeking and squealing like crazy to understand. Ferrets are f-in nuts and funny as hell.

My mom had two of them when I was a teenager, they were really cool pets. I would love to get one or two now but with our cats and my wife it's not possible.

Post some pics of them Garggles.

:pics:

by **runamonk** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:56 am

Darcler wrote:Ferrets smell so bad.

THey are musky, all you do is warsh em up in the sink with some shampoo. William used to just lay there in the sink and let me wash him all up hehe. Then he would smell like strawberries for a few days.

by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:59 am

William used to just lay there in the sink and let me wash him all up hehe

Were you rubbing his nutticles or something?

by **Zanchief** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:01 am

Minida, you are one creepy dude.

by **runamonk** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:03 am

Narrock wrote:
William used to just lay there in the sink and let me wash him all up hehe

Were you rubbing his nutticles or something?

LOL

He dug being in the water, not having his nuts rubbed haha. Perv.

by **Bodin** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:05 am

I have adopted two elderly ferrets twice now (from a shelter ect to let em live out their lives) and I have to agree. They are funny ass things, I say they are like cats on crack.

by **Darcler** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:18 am

Not saying they arent funny. They are. I like the snake crawl they do when they are being sneaky.

But they still smell. You cant wash away the stank.

by **runamonk** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:26 am

Darcler wrote:Not saying they arent funny. They are. I like the snake crawl they do when they are being sneaky.

But they still smell. You cant wash away the stank.

They have musk glands that's what causes the odor. You can have that removed but giving them a bath does help. Plus it's funny haha.

by **Darcler** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:27 am

Their glands were removed. My cat is stuck in the drawer again lawl.

by **runamonk** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:35 am

Welp can't help you with anymore than that. Agree though that they do smell musky, it would drive my wife nuts. She's sensitive to smells.

by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:01 am

Zanchief wrote:Minida, you are one creepy dude.

You're confusing "creepy" with "funny."

by **Darcler** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:11 am

I am sensative also, maybe thats why they drive me nuts.

by **runamonk** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:26 am

Probably.

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:39 am

My ferrets are fixed and demuskdeddded.

I will post some pictures! I just have to get my scanner working. It is a real bitch.

They rock, my ferrets that is. I luzz them wots and wots and whole bunches.

by **Jay** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:40 am

Fuck animals.

by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:43 am

Jay wrote:Fuck animals.

No thanks.

by **runamonk** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:58 am

Sandiani Gargamellow 88 Wizard · by **Gargamellow** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:05 pm

whoa..the search for this was quyick..but harrowing...

here you go, jay..since you are interested

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by **Zanchief** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:05 pm

Narrock wrote:
Jay wrote:Fuck animals.

No thanks.

Why fuck em when you can play with their "nutticles" in the tub?

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