Post-Rapture Post

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:22 pm

The Post Service of the Saved.

The time of the rapture is at hand. The signs described in the Bible that foreshadow the return of Jesus Christ are becoming all too clear. Not all who live during coming Great Tribulation will be spirited away to be with God. The Bible tells us that only those who repent of their sins and follow the teachings of Jesus Christ may enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Do you know someone who is in danger of being "left behind" because of a sinful life? Imagine if you could write a letter to a friend or loved one after the Great Day of Reckoning. Maybe a message to your family telling them to trust in God, and that everything will be okay. Perhaps you would leave instructions to care for your pets after your departure. It could be that your message is the light that opens a sinner's eyes to the Glory of God and allows them entrance to Heaven during the trials before the Second Coming. This is where the Post-Rapture Post comes in.

Just write your letter and it will be hand-delivered immediately following the exodus of the pure from the Earth. But you must be thinking to yourself, "How can the letters be delivered after the Rapture?" The answer is simple. The creators of this site are Atheists. That's right, we don't believe in God. How else would we be able to deliver your correspondence after the Rapture?

The Bible says that, "He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him." (John 3:36). Do you want to take the chance that your loved ones will have to suffer through your ascension into Heaven without knowing how you really feel in your heart? Sign up for the Post-Rapture Post today to guarantee that, while you are gone, you will remain in the thoughts of those left behind.

http://postrapturepost.com/index.html

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:42 pm

If the rapture's coming a lot of people are going to be in for a rude awakening.

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:58 pm

Zanchief wrote:If the rapture's coming a lot of people are going to be in for a rude awakening.

Im fucked...../sigh

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:09 pm

I was more talking about the "righteous" folk.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:15 am

Zanchief wrote:If the rapture's coming a lot of people are going to be in for a rude awakening.

I can pretty much guarantee that you will be left behind (unless privately you believe that Jesus is your personal savior, and that you're enormous assholism here on the NT is just a bizarre facade).

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:20 am

Narrock wrote:
Zanchief wrote:If the rapture's coming a lot of people are going to be in for a rude awakening.

I can pretty much guarantee that you will be left behind (unless privately you believe that Jesus is your personal savior, and that you're enormous assholism here on the NT is just a bizarre facade).

I will also guarantee that YOU mindia, will not ever be whisked away to heaven

I'm actually willing to bet my retirement fund vs yours~

Xaiveir · Post by **Xaiveir** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:20 am

Narrock wrote:
Zanchief wrote:If the rapture's coming a lot of people are going to be in for a rude awakening.

I can pretty much guarantee that you will be left behind (unless privately you believe that Jesus is your personal savior, and that you're enormous assholism here on the NT is just a bizarre facade).

Oh please please please please pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease dont start with that again.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:22 am

Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Zanchief wrote:If the rapture's coming a lot of people are going to be in for a rude awakening.

I can pretty much guarantee that you will be left behind (unless privately you believe that Jesus is your personal savior, and that you're enormous assholism here on the NT is just a bizarre facade).

I will also guarantee that YOU mindia, will not ever be whisked away to heaven

I'm actually willing to bet my retirement fund vs yours~

I'll take that bet any day, sucker.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:23 am

Xaiveir wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Zanchief wrote:If the rapture's coming a lot of people are going to be in for a rude awakening.

I can pretty much guarantee that you will be left behind (unless privately you believe that Jesus is your personal savior, and that you're enormous assholism here on the NT is just a bizarre facade).

Oh please please please please pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease dont start with that again.

Sorry, couldn't help it. :lol:

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:25 am

Narrock wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Zanchief wrote:If the rapture's coming a lot of people are going to be in for a rude awakening.

I can pretty much guarantee that you will be left behind (unless privately you believe that Jesus is your personal savior, and that you're enormous assholism here on the NT is just a bizarre facade).

I will also guarantee that YOU mindia, will not ever be whisked away to heaven

I'm actually willing to bet my retirement fund vs yours~

I'll take that bet any day, sucker.

awesome

let's get some lawyers, and set up the exact terms since you've agreed in principal to this contract

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:40 am

Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:
Zanchief wrote:If the rapture's coming a lot of people are going to be in for a rude awakening.

I can pretty much guarantee that you will be left behind (unless privately you believe that Jesus is your personal savior, and that you're enormous assholism here on the NT is just a bizarre facade).

I will also guarantee that YOU mindia, will not ever be whisked away to heaven

I'm actually willing to bet my retirement fund vs yours~

I'll take that bet any day, sucker.

awesome

let's get some lawyers, and set up the exact terms since you've agreed in principal to this contract

Go for it. You set it all up.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:47 am

Yes because it matters.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:52 am

The Kizzy wrote:Yes because it matters.

I know it's silly. Tikker really is a retard sometimes.

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:53 am

Ya both are sometimes.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:58 am

The Kizzy wrote:Ya both are sometimes.

Well, Tikker butted in to something that had nothing to do with him. Zanchief made another retarded comment that I just had to respond to. Then Tikker came in with an even more retarded comment. My problem is that I take the bait too often. /sigh

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:01 am

Be the better person and ignore it. "Turn the other cheek"

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:08 am

The Kizzy wrote:Be the better person and ignore it. "Turn the other cheek"

That's my biggest struggle.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:12 am

Narrock wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:Yes because it matters.

I know it's silly. Tikker really is a retard sometimes.

Yeah, I'm the retard in this situation

yet you're the one who thinks the invisible man will save his soul, and agreed to a contracted bet where to collect, you have to die~

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:14 am

Tikker wrote:
Narrock wrote:
The Kizzy wrote:Yes because it matters.

I know it's silly. Tikker really is a retard sometimes.

Yeah, I'm the retard in this situation

yet you're the one who thinks the invisible man will save his soul, and agreed to a contracted bet where to collect, you have to die~

Write a coherent sentence please.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:19 am

Sorry, too many large words for you?

mindia dumb.
mindia agree to bet he can't win.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:33 am

haha mindia's going to hell.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:39 am

Tikker wrote:Sorry, too many large words for you?

mindia dumb.
mindia agree to bet he can't win.

You sentence is dumb and doesn't make sense. Use proper punctuation and sentence structure. Is that too difficult for you, or am I just being too harsh on you?

Here's the "sentence" you wrote:

yet you're the one who thinks the invisible man will save his soul, and agreed to a contracted bet where to collect, you have to die~

Now fix it, or stfu.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:53 am

out of curiosity, where exactly are you having issues with the sentence?

Sure the "y" in yet isn't capitalized, and I ended the sentence with a ~ instead of a ., but other than that, what are you objecting to?

I'm betting Word wouldn't even complain if you typed that in(not that Word is exactly authoritative, but it does tend to pick up certain mistakes)

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:55 am

Narrock wrote:Here's the "sentence" you wrote:

yet you're the one who thinks the invisible man will save his soul, and agreed to a contracted bet where to collect, you have to die~

Now fix it, or stfu.

ps

I did fix it for you above

mindia agree to bet he can't win.

that meaning of both is similar enough you should be puzzle it out in an hour or two

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:03 pm

Your English skills suck.

This does not make any sense:

and agreed to a contracted bet where to collect, you have to die

If you don't see it then you're either just playing retarded, or you are retarded.