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The many faces of Paris

Postby Martrae » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:50 pm

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Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
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Postby Harrison » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:52 pm

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Postby Gargamellow » Sat Dec 09, 2006 5:53 pm

she has that smile down perfectly
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Postby Dylan » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:12 pm

Welcome to last year.

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

If you care to give credit to the original author.
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Postby Dylan » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:17 pm

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Postby Martrae » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:38 pm

Dylan wrote:Welcome to last year.

http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

If you care to give credit to the original author.


I don't care, really.
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Postby Dylan » Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:54 pm

Well, you're a bitch.
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Postby Martrae » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:01 pm

Duh!
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Postby Gargamellow » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:09 pm

hahah kids these days
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Postby Azlana » Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:18 pm

Yeah Martrae you really should have given credit to the author, because here I was thinking YOU had spent the last few hours putting it together. I feel deceived. :wink:
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Postby Martrae » Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:00 pm

ROFL...hey Azlana. :)
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Postby Evermore » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:27 pm

she is a whore no matter teh face
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Postby The Kizzy » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:34 pm

The Han Solo one made me laugh
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Postby brinstar » Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:04 am

lohan > hilton

in pretty much every category

(except perhaps the "creepy dad" competition)
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Postby Eziekial » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:48 pm

I agree but would take either one :)
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Postby DESX » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:52 pm

Eziekial wrote:I agree but would take either one :)


I would take either one but paris hilton with 5 condoms and bubble wrap.
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Postby Xaiveir » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:06 pm

DESX wrote:
Eziekial wrote:I agree but would take either one :)


I would take either one but paris hilton with 5 condoms and bubble wrap.



Thats what it would take to make her feel something from you!
Why fight it, i am a Man Whore!
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Postby DESX » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:09 pm

Xaiveir wrote:
DESX wrote:
Eziekial wrote:I agree but would take either one :)


I would take either one but paris hilton with 5 condoms and bubble wrap.



Thats what it would take to make her feel something from you!


If you mean it's the same as throwing a weiner down the hallway then yeah your right.
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Postby Harrison » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:37 pm

Someone mentions bitch and whore in the same sentence and in comes Azlana.
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Postby Jay » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:48 pm

I had a friend in LA who got to hang out with her group for a few minutes and he said she's really uber nice. I mean, I guess you have to be nice to be a whore right?
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Postby DESX » Tue Dec 12, 2006 5:53 pm

Jay wrote:I had a friend in LA who got to hang out with her group for a few minutes and he said she's really uber nice. I mean, I guess you have to be nice to be a whore right?


Yes

Edit: Ok well usually.
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:23 pm

azlana is a hell of a lady so far as i have seen here on nt
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Postby Gypsiyee » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:26 pm

Jay wrote:I had a friend in LA who got to hang out with her group for a few minutes and he said she's really uber nice. I mean, I guess you have to be nice to be a whore right?


I've heard about your friends in LA..

I'm sure she's like, super totally nice and her purse TOTALLY matched her shoes!!!!
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Postby Gargamellow » Tue Dec 12, 2006 10:31 pm

dude i just remembered that my mother was talking about this bald britney pussy...it made me realize how different i am from them when I noticed that they just now heard this shit....

did i ever mention that she wouldn't even let me plug my computer in when i had to stay there after my split with my ex?


man.........I think though..perhaps her ignorance is bliss....i could have gone the rest of my life without seeing her snatch
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Postby Jazendar » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:03 pm

Having sex with Paris Hilton would be like fucking a glass of milk.
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