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Postby Phlegm » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:21 pm

You should move to India. You could be the big man there. :wink:

From Reuters:

NEW DELHI - Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.

The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run center, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 1 inch shorter than those condoms catered for.

For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 2 inches. A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.

"One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.

Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.

"We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.

The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up."
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Postby Jay » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:16 pm

Hah! I'd be the Bollywood Ron Jeremy.
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Postby Markarado » Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:23 pm

I have set out on a mission to educate the women of Asia on the size of the white schlong.
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:12 pm

LOL

it isn't the length, it is the thickness

oops i mean size doesn't matter
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Postby KaiineTN » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:15 am

Size doesn't matter, just get on her for 2 minutes, do your thing, and let her finish herself off. Buy her a vibrator or something if she deserves it.
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Postby Jennay » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:35 am

Did an alien take over Kaiine? lol
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Postby Jennay » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:39 am

Lol oh Conan O'Brien commented on this article 2 nights ago by saying something like "that explains why the guy was so cranky when I called tech support"...I lol'd
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Postby Martrae » Tue Dec 12, 2006 7:11 am

Gargamellow wrote:LOL

it isn't the length, it is the thickness

oops i mean size doesn't matter


Uh....not exactly.

It's gotta be able to reach THAT spot, ya know...
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Postby Darcler » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:32 am

It is about length. I'm not about to fuck a cheese wheel.
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Postby Naethyn » Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:47 am

It's about words.
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Postby Jay » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:01 am

It's about donkey punchin
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Postby Tikker » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:10 am

true story

guy I know from highschool (back in highschool) thought that you were supposed to cram your sack into the condom too
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Postby Evermore » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:12 am

Darcler wrote:It is about length. I'm not about to fuck a cheese wheel.



it would be sad if any woman could....
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Postby Jay » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:13 am

Tikker wrote:true story

guy I know from highschool (back in highschool) thought that you were supposed to cram your sack into the condom too


RO FUCKIN FL
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Postby kaharthemad » Tue Dec 12, 2006 12:24 pm

yeah..aint the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean...but from what I gather most women prefer luxury liners
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Postby Dylan » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:29 pm

Jay wrote:It's about donkey punchin
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Postby araby » Tue Dec 12, 2006 6:09 pm

Jay wrote:
Tikker wrote:true story

guy I know from highschool (back in highschool) thought that you were supposed to cram your sack into the condom too


RO FUCKIN FL


hahahaaaa me too (the visual just really gets me giggling)
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Postby DangerPaul » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:16 am

Jay wrote:It's about a Cleveland Steamer
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Postby Gargamellow » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:21 pm

omg tikker..sack condoms...LOLness
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Postby Bodin » Wed Dec 13, 2006 5:12 pm

"Down past the Sack" condoms, for the man who does not want HPV~!
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