Daddy's got a new toy

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:52 pm

What exactly about BMW's do you think sucks? Pretty damn good cars. Beats any American car you can buy.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 8:53 pm

Eh, I know exactly jackshit about car lines. I play too much to have a car even if i did like them...camping, hunting, fishing, boating, not to mention work. That and a lot of our roads dont like low profile vehicles, yet idiots round here still buy them

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 9:02 pm

Markarado wrote:What exactly about BMW's do you think sucks? Pretty damn good cars. Beats any American car you can buy.

It's not what I "think" sucks, its that they do suck. The 3 series has consistently been along the bottom in regards to reliability and time in the shop. It hasnt had a decent ranking since 1996. "German Engineering" doesnt mean shit when youre talkin BMW.

Add to the fact that it's always the same rehashed shit, for an even higher price tag every year... you're better off buying some American crap. At least its more affordable, and easier to fix.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:54 pm

$19k for a 4year old used car is a whole lot to me, I'll admit it.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:23 am

Tuggan that's rediculous. BMW's are some of the best cars out there.

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:53 am

look it up yourself dipshit.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:37 am

Tuggan wrote:look it up yourself dipshit.

Dr. Dipshit,

http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/int ... mw_3series

http://www.edmunds.com/new/research/bmw/3series.html

JD Powers, Motortrend, Edmunds - and a slew of other major auto reviewers all give the 3 series very good ratings.

I don't know what side of your ass you pulled the bullshit of this particular series sucking from, but it shows you obviously know nothing about cars.

Now if you REALLY want to talk about shitty quality... I have three words for you. Ford, Chevy, Chrysler.

I've never seen a BMW on the side-o-the-road waiting for a tow. I have a couple of certified mechanic friends who all vouch for BMW products - especially the 3 series.

So, if you don't mind - I'll take the word of 3 ASC mechanics, JP Powers, Motortrend and Edmunds over a former EQ, message board posting junkie.

I bought this car because:

A. I got a fucking great deal on it.
B. I've always wanted a BMW.
C. Like it or not it IS a chick magnet.
D. I got sick of riding around in a soccor mom wagon.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:47 am

Chick magnet. Rofl.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:53 am

Laugh if you want. Considering you've never stepped foot in this city, you have absolutely no idea of what it's like. Savannah is THE most narcissistic and pretentious city I've ever been in. And, considering I've been pretty much all over the world, that's saying a lot.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:03 am

More so than NYC or LA? I find that difficult to believe.

But if you say so :dunno:

Good luck with your chick magnet.

Diekan · Post by **Diekan** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:19 am

No, you're not getting it.

Yes, NYC has its Manhatton... LA has its Hollywood... etc. Those are sections of an over all city. Here it's not just a "section" - it's the ENTIRE city.

You're also missing the point that I didn't buy it FOR women. I bought it because I've always wanted one and I happened to run across one I liked for a hell of a deal. The fact it will attract extra attention in this town is merely an added bonus.

Post by **Tossica** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:20 am

Nice car.

Reynaldo · Post by **Reynaldo** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:58 am

My wife's Z4 (2004) has been in the shop alot more than I'd expect from a BMW. Rear tire rotors had repeat malfunction, and the sound system had a known defect that was replaced. It's all under warranty (BMW has killer service) and didn't cost us a penny but I found it odd for that to go out in the first 3 years.

Zanchief · Post by **Zanchief** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:12 am

Diekan, I don't know if you know this but you're shallow...

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 11:36 am

Zanchief wrote:Diekan, I don't know if you know this but you're shallow...

I'll bet you there is some chick on another board ranting about him right now.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:06 pm

If you're claiming Savannah is as shallow and pretentious as Hollywood or Manhattan then a 3 series will not get you any ass unless you put rims, huge sub and a tailpipe whistle on it and cruise through the ghetto. 7 Series, M Series or Z4's however...

araby · Post by **araby** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 1:36 pm

Jay wrote:If you're claiming Savannah is as shallow and pretentious as Hollywood or Manhattan then a 3 series will not get you any ass unless you put rims, huge sub and a tailpipe whistle on it and cruise through the ghetto. 7 Series, M Series or Z4's however...

you must have thought he said "ghetto"

KILL · Post by **KILL** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:15 pm

Narrock wrote:
Harrison wrote:
brinstar wrote:is this car going to help you find the kind of girls that aren't materialistic?

lol

I laughed so fucking hard at that.

Thank you...

I LOL'd

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:02 pm

Diekan wrote:
Tuggan wrote:look it up yourself dipshit.

Dr. Dipshit,

http://www.motortrend.com/roadtests/int ... mw_3series

http://www.edmunds.com/new/research/bmw/3series.html

JD Powers, Motortrend, Edmunds - and a slew of other major auto reviewers all give the 3 series very good ratings.

I don't know what side of your ass you pulled the bullshit of this particular series sucking from, but it shows you obviously know nothing about cars.

Now if you REALLY want to talk about shitty quality... I have three words for you. Ford, Chevy, Chrysler.

I've never seen a BMW on the side-o-the-road waiting for a tow. I have a couple of certified mechanic friends who all vouch for BMW products - especially the 3 series.

So, if you don't mind - I'll take the word of 3 ASC mechanics, JP Powers, Motortrend and Edmunds over a former EQ, message board posting junkie.

I bought this car because:

A. I got a fucking great deal on it.
B. I've always wanted a BMW.
C. Like it or not it IS a chick magnet.
D. I got sick of riding around in a soccor mom wagon.

haha, yeah... reviews on the vehicle that some guys got paid to drive and write equal quality control and reliablity stats. :jerkit:

i don't give a shit how many mechanics you know, it's a good thing you do. cause once that car isn't covered anymore you're going to need to know a good mechanic or two.

don't get me wrong, it's a nice looking car. has decent performance, and if you're out to impress the ladies that like shiney expensive objects you picked a pretty good car. i hope it lasts and performs to your expectations, and it doesn't become a money pit like a good chunk of BMWs.

ps i work in a garage with 7 master mechanics, so since i know twice as many mechanics +1 as you i guess that means im right.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:07 pm

Luckily, you dont need a fucking BMW round here to pick up women. Hell, if you pulled up in a ferrari around here half the girls would say what the fuck is wrong with you for buying a ferrari in southern west virginia

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:17 pm

Gaazy wrote:Luckily, you dont need a fucking BMW round here to pick up women. Hell, if you pulled up in a ferrari around here half the girls would say what the fuck is wrong with you for buying a ferrari in southern west virginia

lol no shit. Texas = a lot of country roads hehe

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:20 pm

hell yeah same boat

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:22 pm

Darcler wrote:That looks like something a black man would drive.

Just wanted to throw that back out there.
Also, because I hadnt said anything before, congrats on your new penis extension hehe

Eziekial · Post by **Eziekial** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 4:47 pm

[quote="Jay"]If you're claiming Savannah is as shallow and pretentious as Hollywood or Manhattan then a 3 series will not get you any ass unless you put rims, huge sub and a tailpipe whistle on it and cruise through the ghetto. 7 Series, M Series or Z4's however...[/quote]

You got that right ;)

Foutty · Post by **Foutty** » Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:06 pm

Hey Gaazy, are around Bluefield?