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Martyrs in for a rude awakening?

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All they may get are grapes and not virgins.


For example, the Koran says martyrs going to heaven will get hur, and the word was taken by early commentators to mean "virgins," hence those 72 consorts. But in Aramaic, hur meant "white" and was commonly used to mean "white grapes."

Some martyrs arriving in paradise may regard a bunch of grapes as a letdown. But the scholar who pioneered this pathbreaking research, using the pseudonym Christoph Luxenberg for security reasons, noted in an e-mail interview that grapes made more sense in context because the Koran compares them to crystal and pearls, and because contemporary accounts have paradise abounding with fruit, especially white grapes.



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I read that as Martrae was going to heaven to get virgins at first.
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LOL

I caught a virgin once...I threw him back.
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What about the virgin that you're married to?
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She is married to Kahar not you Jay.
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He definitely wasn't a virgin.
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Gay sex doesnt count :wink:
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Curses!
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:owned: :bowdown:
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Evermore wrote:She is married to Kahar not you Jay.


Wait you mean dry humping doesn't count?
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oh god..hearing jay say dry hump fucks with my world
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Hearing anyone say dry hump makes me cringe. I hate that term. No, I just hate the word hump...thats what it is.

Also _ilk makes me feel weird...milk, silk etc.
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I am going to attend a few islam services here where I live in about a month when I get back into school. I can't wait to write that paper.
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Gargamellow wrote:I am going to attend a few islam services here where I live in about a month when I get back into school. I can't wait to write that paper.


im confused. you are writing a paper about islam people dry humping? you may just start a jihad
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heheh....I don't have time to struggle against the enemies of Islam. I need to think about other things.
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