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If I Were in Saddam's Shoe's.

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I would have said this, even though it wouldnt have made a difference in my sentencing, it woulda been a slap in the face...

Judge: "Mr. Hussein, is it true you killed hundreds of kurds?"

Saddam: "Yes your Honor... But at that time, from the information I had, we had reason to believe they had in their posession, weapons of mass destruction, and were aiding terrorists"


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Scatillac wrote:I would have said this, even though it wouldnt have made a difference in my sentencing, it woulda been a slap in the face...

Judge: "Mr. Hussein, is it true you killed hundreds of kurds?"

Saddam: "Yes your Honor... But at that time, from the information I had, we had reason to believe they had in their posession, weapons of mass destruction, and were aiding terrorists"


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Scatillac wrote:I would have said this, even though it wouldnt have made a difference in my sentencing, it woulda been a slap in the face...

Judge: "Mr. Hussein, is it true you killed hundreds of kurds?"

Saddam: "Yes your Honor... But at that time, from the information I had, we had reason to believe they had in their posession, weapons of mass destruction, and were aiding terrorists"


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It would have gone more like this:


Judge: "Mr. Hussein, is it true you killed hundredsd of kurds?"

Saddam: "No your honor... it was THOUSANDS. Get it straight, you infidel!"
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Scatillac wrote:I would have said this, even though it wouldnt have made a difference in my sentencing, it woulda been a slap in the face...

Judge: "Mr. Hussein, is it true you killed hundreds of kurds?"

Saddam: "Yes your Honor... But at that time, from the information I had, we had reason to believe they had in their posession, weapons of mass destruction, and were aiding terrorists"


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hahah this is amazing.
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