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Postby araby » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:34 am

only one way but down when it's halfway down your throat to begin with. like a siphon!

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Postby Spazz » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:57 am

roll outta bed and readin bout girls givin head. Dats nice
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:59 am

araby wrote:the ghettoist of ghetto recipes I've ever seen-

filet mignon (half of what was eaten by someone at Outback-a coworker)
can corn
can green beans
hot dogs (one or two-whatever you have will work. chop them or whatever you prefer.)
in fact, put anything you have in your cabinets all together with the half-eaten filet in a skillet and heat it all up on med heat, stirring constantly. eat. it's called goulash, and the sexiest girl I have ever met in my life eats this. I saw her do it, laughing at herself the entire time, knowing it was the worst thing a sexy girl could do. she didn't care, haha. I had always heard of people eating goulash, and would have NEVER expected to see her do it.


Dude, i'm sorry, but that is not gulash. that is somekind of mush.
Gollosh is good and has pasta in it.
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Postby Tikker » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:59 am

how the fuck did my ghetto recipe get NT'd into a swallowing thread? haha
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:00 pm

lol NT'd
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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:04 pm

kinghooter00 wrote:
araby wrote:the ghettoist of ghetto recipes I've ever seen-

filet mignon (half of what was eaten by someone at Outback-a coworker)
can corn
can green beans
hot dogs (one or two-whatever you have will work. chop them or whatever you prefer.)
in fact, put anything you have in your cabinets all together with the half-eaten filet in a skillet and heat it all up on med heat, stirring constantly. eat. it's called goulash, and the sexiest girl I have ever met in my life eats this. I saw her do it, laughing at herself the entire time, knowing it was the worst thing a sexy girl could do. she didn't care, haha. I had always heard of people eating goulash, and would have NEVER expected to see her do it.


Dude, i'm sorry, but that is not gulash. that is somekind of mush.
Gollosh is good and has pasta in it.


holy crap, you have got to be one of the worst spellers in the world. seriously. you misspelled goulash twice, in a post that includes a quote with the correct spelling. good lord.

but ya, i thought goulash was noodles + meat sauce + some other stuff?
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:07 pm

noodles + meat + vegetables + liquid. It's so gross.
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Postby Tacks » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:08 pm

but ya, i thought goulash was noodles + meat sauce + some other stuff?

it is
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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:11 pm

any goulash i've ever had or made has been very basic and minimalistic, to the point where it was pretty much just noodles and meat sauce hehe . . . i'm very un-fancy about my food and too many things in a dish just overwhelms me lol
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Postby Tacks » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:14 pm

Hey Brinstar, your sister likes giving head and loves to swallow

she's also pregnant
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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:24 pm

i hate you :(
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Postby Tacks » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:26 pm

you do not

wait i better not respond, you might think i want to fuck you too
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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:29 pm

nah i don't hate you but sometimes i'd like to punch you in the junk :(
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:30 pm

TAXX WANTS LEAH!!
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Postby Jay » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:35 pm

No. leah doesn't have kids.

And hey leah. You can punch my junk anytime. And by punch I really mean suck or lick.
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:51 pm

leah wrote:[[hey brinstar, ignore this post]]

i don't really mind swallowing, either. better than keeping it in your mouth whilst searching for a place to spit. also, Boy likes it and it's definitely sexier than horking up a mouthful of spoo.


Such good girls. My girl does it to and it is very sexy. It shows you care.
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Postby kinghooter00 » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:55 pm

leah wrote:
kinghooter00 wrote:
araby wrote:the ghettoist of ghetto recipes I've ever seen-

filet mignon (half of what was eaten by someone at Outback-a coworker)
can corn
can green beans
hot dogs (one or two-whatever you have will work. chop them or whatever you prefer.)
in fact, put anything you have in your cabinets all together with the half-eaten filet in a skillet and heat it all up on med heat, stirring constantly. eat. it's called goulash, and the sexiest girl I have ever met in my life eats this. I saw her do it, laughing at herself the entire time, knowing it was the worst thing a sexy girl could do. she didn't care, haha. I had always heard of people eating goulash, and would have NEVER expected to see her do it.


Dude, i'm sorry, but that is not gulash. that is somekind of mush.
Gollosh is good and has pasta in it.


holy crap, you have got to be one of the worst spellers in the world. seriously. you misspelled goulash twice, in a post that includes a quote with the correct spelling. good lord.

but ya, i thought goulash was noodles + meat sauce + some other stuff?


Yeah i didn't really know how to spell it so i gave it two shots. :lol:
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Postby leah » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:56 pm

lol jay
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Postby Zanchief » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:57 pm

Jay wrote:No. leah doesn't have kids.

And hey leah. You can punch my junk anytime. And by punch I really mean suck or lick.


Look Jay, we get it. You want Leah to touch your debatably small wee-wee. Can you please stop incessantly posting these lame pickup lines after every single post Leah makes? It's just getting annoying.
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Postby Menlaan » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:12 pm

Zanchief wrote:
Jay wrote:No. leah doesn't have kids.

And hey leah. You can punch my junk anytime. And by punch I really mean suck or lick.


Look Jay, we get it. You want Leah to touch your debatably small wee-wee. Can you please stop incessantly posting these lame pickup lines after every single post Leah makes? It's just getting annoying.


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Postby Gaazy » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:14 pm

Just made up a new recipe and im downin it as we speak. Instabowl of chicken ramen, tomato soup, tobasco, salt and pepper. Not bad :dunno:
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Postby Darcler » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:15 pm

Hehe its ghetto chicken spaghetti!
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:06 pm

Martrae wrote:
Gypsiyee wrote:well sure.. that's just how to make sausage gravy.. but bacon gravy sounds gross ><


ROFL...it's the same damn thing. Pig fat.

As an alternative you can also add chipped beef to it or even boiled eggs.


It's not the same at all! Chipped beef and gravy is a completely different kind of gravy than sausage gravy - other than the consistency, the taste is completely different because the way the meat is seasoned. Sure it's pig fat, but it comes from different preparations of pig ><
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Postby Tacks » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:08 pm

add sausage to that +++
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Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:22 pm

Well right of course, really good gravy from any meat is gonna have scrapings and chunks of the meat you used to cook it. Sausage gravy over biscuits = a-ok. Shit on a shingle is a-ok too! Man, my gramma made the best shit on a shingle.
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