lvl 65 druid looking for guild

trrazz · Post by **trrazz** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 2:08 am

hi guys,

i am a 65 druid looking for a new home. i am very good at my class but i am in desperate need of some love and attention since my booze just aint cuttin it. let me give u a list of my qualifications:

1) i have zero people skills
2) all i know how to do is complain
3) noone is as smart as me
4) noone is as pretty as me
5) i have done it all in eq 3x over and will be willing to teach you if u will wash my toes and kiss my ass every step of the way
6) i have to be the only 65 in the guild or ill cry and throw a fit
7) i have to be the center of attention at all times
8) i have an enormous ego
9) i need constant reassurance that im the greatest eq player to ever live or my little world will shatter

if you have a spot in your guild and can deal with my constant crying and whining over everything i would be glad to join.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:15 am

i accidentally clicked on the wrong post and ended up here.... I guess it would be to much effort to click the back button...

thanks for the miserable attempt at being entertaining trrazz.

trrazz · Post by **trrazz** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:20 am

wow you look just like that dude handy man.are you a super hero too?

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:31 am

i am. I'm deadly with a toaster oven and i often dual wield spatulas.

trrazz · Post by **trrazz** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:37 am

dual spatulas,how the hell do you fist your self then.

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 7:35 am

wow, so there is a bigger dumbass than ol' ralfie boy around here, LUCKILY, they found each other and will happily jack each other off, getting the attention they so desperately need

Phantomfist · Post by **Phantomfist** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 7:54 am

"6) i have to be the only 65 in the guild or ill cry and throw a fit"

That rules out LoS! ;P

Langston · Post by **Langston** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:20 am

I smell no funny

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 9:29 am

but i do smell flaming bag o' dump.

i hope vonkaar blasts this thread like a tomohawk obliterating a bus full of iraqi school children.

Jennay · Post by **Jennay** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:01 am

Trazz?

Donnel · Post by **Donnel** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:13 am

*sigh* When will it die...

Insanityfair · Post by **Insanityfair** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:24 am

Odd, it wasn't funny the first time, and it's even less funny the second time around. Didn't think that was possible. :?

Post by **DangerPaul** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 11:56 am

Gniltunmai wrote:
ralfmacchio wrote:
Evermore wrote:
Gniltunmai wrote:
Taxx wrote:Hey, shut up noobs.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 1:23 pm

Gniltunmai wrote:
Gniltunmai wrote:
ralfmacchio wrote:
Evermore wrote:
Gniltunmai wrote:
Taxx wrote:Hey, shut up noobs.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 3:06 pm

This is really funny, oh shit, no it isn't. Also, I hate to break it to you, but I am smarter and prettier than you.

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 4:26 pm

Drem · Post by **Drem** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 6:05 pm

what a copier

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 7:46 pm

brinstar wrote:
what

Win, thread over.

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 10:21 am

Johnn of War wrote:
brinstar wrote:
what

Win, thread over.

Your of no rank to make any determination of "thread over" Private First Class Showershoe.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:08 pm

Unless I miscounted you both lose for editing it and making it look like you added a quote...when both have the same amount of quotes but edited to make it seem like the previous poster said something.

(again, unless I miscounted.)

brinstar · Post by **brinstar** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 12:25 pm

man counting's for nerds :roll:

Captain Insano · Post by **Captain Insano** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 1:28 pm

cool guys who listen to lots of metal don't count numbers and shit. Everyone knows that.

Dylan · Post by **Dylan** » Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:26 am

Wtf, I am a Private Second Class Gumshoe, jackass.

twilightskye · Post by **twilightskye** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:50 pm

Ralfmacchio what the hell is that thing underneath your name off to the left?? It is scaring the hell out of me and giving me nightmares!

:eek2:

Phantomfist · Post by **Phantomfist** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:24 pm

It was taken from an internet released home video of Chris Farley when he was a kid.