Adultery could mean life.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:59 pm

You people in Michigan better be careful when fooling around on your spouse.

In a ruling sure to make philandering spouses squirm, Michigan's second-highest court says that anyone involved in an extramarital fling can be prosecuted for first-degree criminal sexual conduct, a felony punishable by up to life in prison.

"We cannot help but question whether the Legislature actually intended the result we reach here today," Judge William Murphy wrote in November for a unanimous Court of Appeals panel, "but we are curtailed by the language of the statute from reaching any other conclusion."

"Technically," he added, "any time a person engages in sexual penetration in an adulterous relationship, he or she is guilty of CSC I," the most serious sexual assault charge in Michigan's criminal code.

http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article? ... /701150333

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:23 pm

that's awesome

next step, death penalty

Iccarra · Post by **Iccarra** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:31 pm

Naw...they wouldn't dare go that far!

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:32 pm

they never go far enough =\

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:16 pm

Good.

Ginzburgh · Post by **Ginzburgh** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:17 pm

You people are fucking jerks. You actually think we should populate prisons with people who cheat on their spouses? haha.

Sorry you guys got cheated on at some point in your lives, but it's time to let it go.

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:21 pm

I don't think prisons should be populated half of the time at all.

Just kill them.

Foutty · Post by **Foutty** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:24 pm

I'm with Ginz on this one. My marriage was destroyed by my exwife's affair...was a horrible event in my life....doesnt mean she be sent to fucking prison for it. That's insane.

Post by **DangerPaul** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:25 pm

nope, just kicked in the snatch... twice

Harrison · Post by **Harrison** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:26 pm

DangerPaul wrote:nope, just kicked in the snatch... twice

Thanks, I needed that laugh.

araby · Post by **araby** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:02 pm

can't say I agree with this. whatever happened to time fitting the crime? I always liked this notion.

Menlaan · Post by **Menlaan** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:14 pm

Completely insane. Let's let the criminal system go after criminals, and leave personal matters personal.

Jesus · Post by **Jesus** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 11:28 pm

araby wrote:can't say I agree with this. whatever happened to time fitting the crime? I always liked this notion.

marriage is supposed to be for life.

so the punishment should be for life.

at least thats what the zealots would probably say.

Snero · Post by **Snero** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:50 am

they can say whatever they like, but it's going to be everybody else having to foot the bill for new prisons because if something like this was ever followed up on, you would be looking at a massive increase in inmates. Thats not cheap at all

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:00 am

That's why I'd opt for the death penalty

then you have free fertilizer for all the farmers

Snero · Post by **Snero** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:13 am

soylent green for all?

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:31 am

sounds good

Evermore · Post by **Evermore** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:36 am

the world has too many ixnay's er lawyers....

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:34 pm

the world has too many cheating bitches

Evermore · Post by **Evermore** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:41 pm

with out the lawyers you could kill off the cheating bitches...

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:35 pm

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 3:35 pm

Women... can't live with em or without em. How true is that? lolz

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:53 pm

Unfortunately very true.

kinghooter00 · Post by **kinghooter00** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:07 pm

Harrison wrote::dunno:

I don't think prisons should be populated half of the time at all.

Just kill them.

Yet another awesome quote. You're the man.

Yamori · Post by **Yamori** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:15 am

y'all are retarded