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by **Lyion** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:35 am

There is an evil being showing up.. Her name is Jojo. Fear her!

I believe she is the undead. There is no blood flow anywhere in her body. She wears shorts and her entire body remains pasty white with no signs of life. That, and she has a hellhound with intelligence posing as a pet. Fear her! Worse, she poses as a clown with a Canadian accent. You know she must be diabolical.

Don't even get me started on this satanic spawn and their diabolic and subversive plot to eat kids, and worse, infest bad Spanish on the masses.

by **araby** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:14 am

I am so confused.

by **kaharthemad** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:18 am

if you had kids you would understand.
The clown is creepy
and I mean PENNYWISE creepy.

trust me Araby for those of us that have kids...this makes perfect sense.

by **Darcler** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:28 am

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p.s. I would totally do Pestilence.

by **Maeya** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:35 am

I loathe Dora.

by **Darcler** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:36 am

I have to "buckle in" Dora everytime we go to or from Day Care. I loathe her as well.

by **Zanchief** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:45 am

You guys all just hate Mexicans.

by **kaharthemad** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 8:54 am

Dora dont bother me...its the perverted monkey she hangs around with. I think the part that creeped me out was the show when it starts pouring rain Dora says something along the lines of "Im all wet" Boots then says "I need to find my rubbers".

Out of context in the kitchen cooking that made me come flying out of the room to check what my kids were watching.

by **Lyion** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:01 am

Zanchief wrote:You guys all just hate Mexicans.

Actually, my two most hated shows, Jojo and Doodlebops do not come from Mexico.

However, I have equal amounts of disdain for Australia, Britain, Canada, and the US when it comes to the foul kiddie TV I am subjected to.

by **kaharthemad** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:05 am

ahhh yes..doodlebops.

i am not really sure what the fuck they are supposed to be or why someone in their right mind thought they would be cute to put on the air.

by **Martrae** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:07 am

OMG...Riley loves the Doodlebops.

Bear in the Big Blue House was ok, don't think it's on anymore, though

Lyion, ask....that person...if they remember this..

1, 2, 3
4, 5 6
Ladybugs came
to the ladybugs picnic

by **Insanityfair** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:09 am

Cripes some hell hath erupted in this thread! :ohnoes:

My son saw the first pic from Lyion and said "Hey! That's Dragon Tales"! Man I've come to hate that show. Dora I can stand but yeah, there are some things they say that makes me wonder....

zomg, lady bug picnic!

by **kaharthemad** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:10 am

good lord....flash back from Seasame street!!!

I cant believe they nerfed Snufalufogus. he is now seen by everyone.

by **Lyion** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:13 am

Insanityfair wrote:My son saw the first pic from Lyion and said "Hey! That's Dragon Tales"! Man I've come to hate that show. Dora I can stand but yeah, there are some things they say that makes me wonder....

They've brought Enrique from Columbia on to Dragontales, as more fodder for the Dragons to eat.

As he's Columbian, I expect him to break out his big bags of white powder and start yelling 'Say Hello to my lil friend!'

by **kaharthemad** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:20 am

of course we had some fucked up shit to watch too...

Im sure the midget was banging the chick...I cant prove it but...

by **Lyion** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:37 am

I don't think there were many real young un shows back then.

I remember Speed Racer when I was very, very young. and Johnny Quest.

by **Naethyn** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:56 am

I used to love DBZ

by **Lionking** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:35 am

I currently despise:

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Wonderpetsflyboat.jpg">

by **Lionking** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:38 am

Now this was it (tm) for me:

<img src="http://www.starblazers.com/images/gallery_images/10.jpg">

by **kaharthemad** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:16 am

Lionking wrote:I currently despise:

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Wonderpetsflyboat.jpg">

not so much the creatures as the evil song.

that song plays and it is stuck with you, much worse than its a small world.

by **Menlaan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:21 am

kaharthemad wrote:Dora dont bother me...its the perverted monkey she hangs around with. I think the part that creeped me out was the show when it starts pouring rain Dora says something along the lines of "Im all wet" Boots then says "I need to find my rubbers".

Out of context in the kitchen cooking that made me come flying out of the room to check what my kids were watching.

That's awesome, and you know they did it intentionally just to give the parents something to chuckle about.

by **Lyion** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:35 am

The Lyrics for Cliffords Puppy Days always makes me lol.

"Love makes little things grow"

by **Gaazy** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 11:43 am

What the fuck, this is what kids shows are now?

by **Martrae** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:10 pm

Lionking wrote:I currently despise:

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Wonderpetsflyboat.jpg">

What's gonna work?
Teamwork!

by **Trielelvan** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 12:23 pm

Lionking wrote:Now this was it (tm) for me:

<img src="http://www.starblazers.com/images/gallery_images/10.jpg">

Hellz yes StarBlazers!!!!!

G-Force, Voltron, StarBlazers, and later, Robotech...

But this:

was my first japanese love. Well, him and Godzilla.

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