Alien skeleton found

[Narrock]

and a Chupacabra:

[araby]

no story??

[Narrock]

Author Steve Quayle spoke about a small 'alien' found in Chile and also shared his latest research on giants. The remains of a creature (photos), a mere six inches tall, was found in a part of Chile known for petrified trees and mineralization, he reported. It came to his attention through an "exobiologist," Ramón Navia-Osorio. Interestingly, Quayle said that there've been live sightings of such beings in Colombia, just two months ago-- and that an outbreak of illness was associated with their appearance.

Similar tiny creatures were drawn by Shoshone and Crow Indians and reports and legends of them span the globe, said Quayle, who theorized that earth changes may have caused such entities and spirits to be loosed upon us.

On the other end of the spectrum, there is both modern and ancient evidence for giants, with skeletons ranging from 17 to 19 ft. and beyond, Quayle contended. According to Pravda, Professor Ernst Muldashev conducted an expedition to Syria, Lebanon and Egypt and found the graves of giants. Quayle believes that many of the giants were the cannibalistic offspring of the Fallen Angels or Nephilim and that these "fearful and ferocious" beings will be returning. For more on giants including illustrations, view this special page.

[Gaazy]

WorldNewsWeekly.com?

[Arlos]

Uh, I hate to mention this, but skeletons dont, you know, stay together terribly well after something's been dead for a little while. All that holds skeletons together is connective tissue, and that, you know, rots away.

This definitely smacks of a Weekly World News report.

-Arlos

[kaharthemad]

see thats where you are wrong arlos. EVERYONE knows that aliens are held together by the same substance found in the center of twinkees. That shit holds together for centuries.

[Xaiveir]

see thats where you are wrong arlos. EVERYONE knows that aliens are held together by the same substance found in the center of twinkees. That shit holds together for centuries.

Are twinkies really Alien eggs? CRAP they have been living amongst us for a long time now!

[Phlegm]

The skeleton looks like either Beavis or Butthead.

[kaharthemad]

see thats where you are wrong arlos. EVERYONE knows that aliens are held together by the same substance found in the center of twinkees. That shit holds together for centuries.

Are twinkies really Alien eggs? CRAP they have been living amongst us for a long time now!

straight up man. It is the only non biodegradeable susbstance that is marked for human consumption. Well that and potted meat.

[Narrock]

The skeleton looks like either Beavis or Butthead.

Yeah, Beavis for sure!

[Arlos]

On Twinkies:

"Twinkie, Twinkie,
Little suet-filled sponge cake Crisco log,
Now I know just what you are."
"Animal, Vegetable, Mineral, or Food?"

In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the following experiments:

EXPOSURE: Twinkie was left on a...window ledge for four days, during which time an inch and a half of rain fell. Many flies were observed crawling across the Twinkie's surface, but contrary to hypothesis, birds -- even pigeons -- avoided this potential source of sustenance. Despite the rain and prolonged exposure to the sun, the Twinkie retained its original color and form. When removed ... the Twinkie was found to be substantially dehydrated. Cracked open, it was observed to have taken on the consistency of industrial foam insulation; the filling, however, retained its advertised "creaminess."

RADIATION: A Twinkie was placed in a conventional microwave oven, which was set for precisely 4 minutes -- the approximate cooking time of bacon. After 20 seconds, the oven began to emit the Twinkie's rich, characteristic aroma of artificial butter. After 1 minute, this aroma began to resemble the acrid smell of burning rubber. The experiment was aborted after 2 minutes, 10 seconds, when thick, foul smoke began
billowing from the top of the oven ... a second Twinkie was subjected to the same experiment ... this Twinkie leaked molten white filling ...when cooled, this now epoxy like filling bonded the Twinkie to its plate, defying gravity; it was removed only upon application of a butter knife.

EXTREME FORCE: A Twinkie was dropped from a ninth-floor window, a fall of approximately 120 feet. It landed right side up ... then bounced onto its back. The expected "splatter" effect was not observed. Indeed, the only discernible damage to the Twinkie was a narrow fissure on its underside ... otherwise, the Twinkie remained structurally intact.

EXTREME COLD: A Twinkie was placed in a conventional freezer for 24 hours. Upon removal, the Twinkie was not found to be frozen solid, but its physical properties had noticeably "slowed" .. the filling was found to be the approximate consistency of acrylic paint, while exhibiting the mercury like property of not adhering to practically any surface. It was noticed that the Twinkie had generously absorbed freezer odors.

EXTREME HEAT: A Twinkie was exposed to a gas flame for 2 minutes. While the Twinkie smoked and blackened and the filling in one of its "creamholes" boiled, the Twinkie did not catch fire. It did, however, produce the same "burning rubber" aroma noticed during the irradiation experiment.

IMMERSION: A Twinkie was dropped into a large beaker filled with tap water. The Twinkie floated momentarily, began to list and sink ...viscous yellow tendrils ran off its lower half, possibly consisting of a water-soluble artificial coloring. After 2 hours, the Twinkie had bloated substantially. Its coloring was now a very pale tan -- in contrast to the yellow, urine-like water that surrounded it. The Twinkie bobbed when touched, and had a gelatinous texture. After 72 hours, the Twinkie was found to have bloated to roughly 200 percent of its original size ... the water had turned opaque, and a small, fan-shaped spray of filling had leaked from one of the "cream holes." Unfortunately, efforts to remove the Twinkie for further analysis were abandoned when, under light pressure ... the Twinkie disintegrated into an amorphous cloud of debris. A distinctly sour odor was noted.

SUMMARY OF RESULTS ...the Twinkie's survival of a 120-foot drop, along with some of the unusual phenomena associated with the "creamy filling" and artificial coloring, should give pause to those observers who would unequivocally categorize the Twinkie as "food." Further clinical inquiry is required before any definite conclusions can be drawn.

Reprinted from SPY magazine, July 1989.

Not even New York City pigeons would touch the twinkie. That should tell you something...

-Arlos

[Gargamellow]

check out the alien autopsy

/giggle

if there are aliens..we are dead

[Gargamellow]

btw definately beavis

[Narrock]

Now... how about that "Chupacabra" in the aquarium?

[Tossica]

Yeah, that thing look almost.... real? Not.

[Tikker]

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0091369/ ... =tt0091369