Me: Hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: My name is Nathan God: I am very pleased to meet you Nathan. Me: It's about time we meet God: Wow it sounds really interesting, Nathan. Me: What is the ultimate answer to life the universe and everything? God: I don't have a favorite answer to life the universe and everything. My favorite band is Creed. Me: oh god God: That's cool. GOD rules. Me: 42? God: The question is: what is the meaning of life? Me: If you do not know the question how can you ever know the answer? God: I will let you know if I do not. Me: I thought you are omnipotent? God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am omnipotent. Me: what is a botmaster God: A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality". Me: did the botmaster create you? God: If it did, then I will be surprised. Me: are you the botmaster? God: No, Myself is my botmaster. Me: Who created god? God: The Wright Brothers. Me: oh damn... God: Aw. What's wrong. Me: Ok final question God: Please tell me the correct answer. Whoa. Me: Is Mindia a homo? God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is. Me: I thought so God: You are very astute.
Maeya wrote:And then your head just aches from having your hair pulled so tight for so long...
