Fear of public Restrooms.

[Scatillac]

I cant go to the bathroom at work. I really have to #2. i can #1 easy, but not #2. Do i fear people smelling my poo?

[Jay]

It'll be easier if you move your head out of the way.

[Scatillac]

i expected something more clever out of you Jay. I am truly dissapointed.

[Lueyen]

Just shut up and get a fire extinguisher Scatillac .

[araby]

courtesy flush is a good thing, I ALWAYS courtesy flush as many times as it takes. also, you can light a match.

[Narrock]

courtesy flushing is a great tool to use to conceal farting sounds

[Tae-Bo]

one time i dropped a class cus it was the first day of classes and i had to take a shit before the class and rather than shit at school and make class on time i drove home and shit there

[Spazz]

I dont really like to go with other people in there. But if im 1 alone and 2 its not god awful filthy ill let it rip. Everybody prefers playin on the home feild though .

[Xaiveir]

Fucking Nancy's. Just shit where you can shit.

[10sun]

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

But oh no, someone might smell my poo and it doesn't smell like roses? WHAT SHALL I DO?!?!?!

[araby]

you can be assured that every single person goes poop. it's a psychological thing. perhaps you are still in the Anal Stage.

[Jennay]

I hate it when I'm dropping off the kids at the pool in the furthest stall possible and women come in and choose the stall right next to me. It really bothers me that I can see their feet and there's just a thick sheet of metal between us while I'm dropping a deuce. One time I actually said out out "Lady, there are like 8 other stalls!" but she was silent. Then they will flush, was their hands in the sink directly across from my stall ...then stand there very silent like they are watching me through the mirror in the door space.

[The Kizzy]

Creepy.

I prefer to go at home, but if I gotta go, I'll go, I make sure to use those seat papers. I am a weirdo about that. Kinda funny, I walked into my bathroom at home after a late night at work, and there was toilet paper peices layes perfectly on the seat cover. Only other person to use that bathroom is my son. I just thought it was cute.

My shit rarely stinks, but thats because, like farts, everyone likes their own scent.

[Narrock]

It grosses me out when people take a dump, and then leave without washing their hands. You gotta wonder how many people do that and then grab hold of escalator rails, stairway rails, doorknobs, etc.

[Zanchief]

you can be assured that every single person goes poop.

Harrison doesn't poop. He expulses all his shit through posting on the internet.

[Harrison]

Poop jokes?

[Spazz]

I got crabs at meijars when I was a little kid. True story. Be careful.

[Gypsiyee]

How do you get crabs as a child

Not sure if you missed the memo but crabs are pubic lice

What would they hide in.

Thats like on par with Desx and his cherry tat on a clit story.

[Spazz]

Fuck musta been 12 or 13. Id say thats a kid sorry I wasnt specific enough for you. Why do you have such an issue with me you cunt ?

[Gypsiyee]

I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that in every thread you reply to anything I say in you call me a cunt or some other juvenile name due to lack of wit and any semblance of intelligence.

Fucking moron.

[Spazz]

Perhaps I call you foul names becuase after my every post you attack me pretty much regardless of what I say. I call em like like I see em and cunt works pretty well for you .

[Gypsiyee]

I guess I missed where I attacked you in the ANS thread and you came out of the woodwork to call me a retard?

If I was a cunt I'd behave that way toward everyone - I'd say it's pretty accurate that I'm cordial to most everyone on this board, at least 95% of the members. If you fall in that 5% that I'm not cordial to, there's likely a reason. In your case, it's because you're a fuckwit half incoherent burnout with nothing of any worth to contribute to society or conversation on this board. On this board, falling in that category is pretty sad considering half the conversations are just random mumblings of bored people.

Look at your signature, for example - that's what you use to represent yourself; if you want to represent yourself as a complete worthless jackass, expect to be treated as such.

[Jay]

Ouch. Scathing burn.

[Narrock]

Ouch. Scathing burn.

Spazz got TOLD!

[Spazz]

I sure did. I think in the ANS thread your way wrong and thoyght you were out of line. Far as us being nice to each other goes back further than that.


My sigs a line from a song I like by a band im goin to see soon and in case you cant tell its sarcsm. Callin me out on my sig is pretty weak too considering half the wack shit people have in thiers. Ive contributed a lot of opinions to this board some of them wack some of them I think worthy.