official v-day thread

[Iccarra]

You know, I figured out the real story of Scooby Doo years ago. They were really a rolling drug & prostitution ring. Fred was the pimp, daphne was the hooker (and notice how often fred & daphne got paired up to go off somewhre alone, and it cut to someone else on the team...), and Thelma was the chemist. Shaggy was just a stoner guy they let hang out with him, an kept him strung out all the time cause people that oned are hysterical. Scooby Doo couldn't ACTUALLY talk, but everyone was just so high they thought he could.

I mean, you KNOW those Scooby Snacks were narcotic, given how nuts those 2 would go to get even just 1... Plus, you know all the drugs they were doing ruined their memory, as it would always take them 20 minutes into the plot to consider that "Hey, maybe it's yet ANOTHER guy in a rubber mask!"

-Arlos

It all makes sense now!

[araby]

scooby doo was probably my favorite. I loved the sound effects. at my mother's house when I lay in the bedroom that was mine, early in the morning I can hear a bird or another natural creature outside making a sound that sounds exactly like the sound effect they always used to make a turning wheel sound. Every time. I never hear it any other place.

[Menlaan]

You know, I figured out the real story of Scooby Doo years ago. They were really a rolling drug & prostitution ring. Fred was the pimp, daphne was the hooker (and notice how often fred & daphne got paired up to go off somewhre alone, and it cut to someone else on the team...), and Thelma was the chemist. Shaggy was just a stoner guy they let hang out with him, an kept him strung out all the time cause people that oned are hysterical. Scooby Doo couldn't ACTUALLY talk, but everyone was just so high they thought he could.

I mean, you KNOW those Scooby Snacks were narcotic, given how nuts those 2 would go to get even just 1... Plus, you know all the drugs they were doing ruined their memory, as it would always take them 20 minutes into the plot to consider that "Hey, maybe it's yet ANOTHER guy in a rubber mask!"

-Arlos

That's actually pretty close to an Off-Broadway show based on Scooby Doo. They were sued and had to shut down though ><

Happy Valentine's Day all! (I posted that in the moron's thread, but I thought I should do it here too).

[brinstar]

1x velma >>> 10x daphne


sooooooooooooooooo nerdhot

[Harrison]

Very, very, very agreed...

Especially when they try to make her more attractive in the movie, I forgot why.

[brinstar]

who cares why, she's smokin'

[Markarado]

Happy Valentines day everyone....

I spent Valenties day running errands in a car with broken air-conditioning during the hottest time of the year. To top it off, it's Chinese New Year; which means the heaviest traffic of the year. I ended my day with a great three hour workout at my very empty gym.

I then stayed up all night for my 715am flight to Shanghai. So I didn't have a date for Valentines day... but I'm happy as hell to be spending the next two weeks in Shanghai =) ....

Oh yah, I am truely appreciating the cold weather for once.... It's wonderful after being in a tropical country for so long.

[10sun]

So I didn't have a date for Valentines day...

You could have purchased one.

[Markarado]

Yah, I could have. I'm really not into that kinda thing tho...

[Xaiveir]

Yah, I could have. I'm really not into that kinda thing tho...

Not really into it? So you have before then, Yeah?

[kinghooter00]

I do too, bitter day >.<

And congratulations KH, I think that's the first funny thing I've seen you say.

i feel the love

[kinghooter00]

I've got a tracking device in my skull from an alien abduction... its the size of a grain of rice.
They are with me always....

First time this guy has made me laugh, and I'm not sure why it's even that funny.

Darc, i found what you thought was funny. This was it....

[Darcler]

not as funny anymore, I must have been high <3

[kinghooter00]

yeah, maybe....

[Tossica]

yeah, maybe....

Puff, puff, give motherfucker!