I totally understand why people hate comcast now~

[The Kizzy]

We would point out your shoddy pictures if you had the balls to post any of yourself.

[Harrison]

Some day I'll work up the courage to go see my ex's parents and get the pictures of me from the wedding.

I was a pimp in a tux

[Gypsiyee]

No.. but what you're circling there is the camera angle

I had a stroke as a baby and my right eye is slightly off, incredibly slightly - it only shows in pictures, but my face isn't caved in and I'm sure the people who've actually met me on NT can vouch to that.

I'm not going to defend my looks here, all I said is I'm not ugly (note, I never said I was hot. I just said I look ok.) and I'm not jealous of KH's girlfriend. You guys can rip me to shreds all you want, that's totally fine, but I'm not going to cry about someone thinking I'm not pretty.

[Tossica]

I'll cock your face.

[Tuggan]

I think it's off a little more than "slightly".

[The Kizzy]

And Tossica from out of no where with a zinger!!!

[Jay]

Ok, since you're obviously a fucking dolt, let me clear some shit up for you.

1. I was a cheerleader in HS.
2. I was president of my class in HS.
3. I played sports in HS.
4. I graduated with honors.
5. I was on homecoming court in HS.

Based on those 5 things, your omg I'm so envious of the hot girls in HS logic is out the window. I never had problems making friends in HS and WAS in the group with the 'hot girls.' You see, the 'hot popular girls' in HS were a different group from the 'slutty trash girls' who walked around with their thongs hanging out. It's positively meaningless, how can you even compare high school to life now - that only represents how juvenile you are and what priorities you have.

I never called your wife a slut. You quote me where I called her a slut. I said her eyebrows are drawn on, and you'd be bullshitting your ass off if you said she doesn't use a pencil on them. I wax my own eyebrows fine, thanks - I just don't think I'm some puerto rican princess who thinks it's necessary to look like a china doll. Yes my bf wants me to look good, and I look fine. I'm not perfect like I said, but just cuz my ass crack isn't hanging out of my pants and I don't like to show off the goods to everyone in the nation doesn't mean I look bad. Heaven forbid I reserve my private parts for PRIVATE MOMENTS the way it should be - and you call me a slut? And you call me fat in some low, futile attempt to redefine my non existant jealousy. I won't give you the satisfaction of giving me a rise out of calling me fat, because anyone who knows my history on this board knows that it's a petty and awful thing to say to me, and it shows your lack of attention to content and ability to find anything of worth to say. You're a pathetic human being supporting someone's baggage because you get laid by a 'hot chick.' Congratulations, penis wrinkle - in 2 years when she leaves you because someone else has a fatter wallet, be sure to let us know so that we can laugh in your face and tell you what a dumbass you are.

I am not jealous of your girl. Someone thinking an opinion other than that of yourself doesn't constitute jealousy - I have no reason to be jealous of her. I never said she was ugly - I pointed out reasons she looks trashy to some people, it's not my fault you can't take part in normal conversation and have to resort to personal insult. I could go into personal insult about you all day long based on the meaningless unintelligent drivel you post here, but I'll refrain since you display it so prominently yourself.

I love my life, actually - I'm very happy and minus a few pounds I'd like to shed I have no qualms about myself. I don't think anyone on this board who actually knows me knows me to insult people to make myself feel better because of my low self esteem. I'm not self confident by any means and I have no problems admitting when I think someone is gorgeous and I'm envious. I said your wife was pretty - you didn't understand why people insulted your wife, I explained why. I'm sorry you're too ignorant to understand that. Her being pretty doesn't make her less trashy looking in the photo you posted, nor does it change the fact that she obviously wears a lot of makeup - that's not an insult, it's plain fact. Perhaps if 'she only does that for me' you should keep the picture FOR YOURSELF. The fact that you post it so freely only validates that it's a pretty standard way of dress for herself, or you would have the modesty to try to keep it to yourself.

"Wording dumb shit together cleverly" is simply what logical coherence sounds like, dipshit. I started out being very polite in this thread - I wasn't rude to you until you were rude to me; now unless you have anything more intelligent to say other than 'haha ur a fat slut with lo self esteemz' kindly do yourself and everyone else a favor and shut your fucking mouth. We're all dumber for having read your bullshit.

[Gypsiyee]

Tugg, I'm not going to fall into your little self amusement tactic to try and get me all worked up. I don't care that you think I'm ugly, it's fine honestly.

[Trielelvan]

I think it's off a little more than "slightly".

[Xaiveir]

Dear god this thread is great!

[Tuggan]

I never said ugly, i'm sure lots of dudes have a fetish for that sort of thing. Harrison and your internet boyfriend for example.

[Jay]

Gyps has this weird camera effect thing going on. In pictures she looks crosseyed or her face changes somehow and her eyes do this crazy thing but in person I think she's cute with a pretty face. It's really odd.

[Tuggan]

Oh, I see... so her face only looks fucked in photos... gotcha.

[Gypsiyee]

He's not an internet bf - I don't believe I ever said I met him online, and the pictures of us together would suggest that we're actually together would they not?

Why are you trying to hard to get me to lash out at you? I mean cool, play devil's advocate if that's your thing.. but I've never had any problems with you nor do I know much of your personality at all so I'm not going to have much of a response.

[Tuggan]

Well I have made a pretty fair assesment of you and your "personality" or lack of it, so I feel ok with pointing out your birth defects.

[Gypsiyee]

fair enough

[Tikker]

Gyps has this weird camera effect thing going on. In pictures she looks crosseyed or her face changes somehow and her eyes do this crazy thing but in person I think she's cute with a pretty face. It's really odd.

I only saw b00bs, and they seemed even to me

[Tuggan]

not really a whole lot to look at there either.

[Gypsiyee]

that I'll give you. I have no tits.

[Harrison]

Fallout Boy must make millions off of guys like you.

[Tuggan]

mmm, so a fucked up face from birth, high and mighty with no ground to stand on super judgemental bitch attitude, and no tits to boot.

you're quite the catch gyps, maybe kizzy is right.

[Gypsiyee]

I'm not high and mighty, I just don't like ignorant people. I'd say your attitude comes across as more high and mighty than that of my own, and that I've never seen a post on this board from you that's anything but insulting to someone else.. so really that's a tad hypocritical. You're passing judgment on me because I defended my stance on why I feel the way I do about something. I'd like to apologize to you for my being able to precisely express my opinions on things coming off as self absorbed to you.

[Ginzburgh]

He's not an internet bf - I don't believe I ever said I met him online, and the pictures of us together would suggest that we're actually together would they not?

How far away does he live?

[kinghooter00]

that was intense, thanks.

[Hylissa]

He's not an internet bf - I don't believe I ever said I met him online, and the pictures of us together would suggest that we're actually together would they not?

How far away does he live?