What physical trait is an absolute turnoff?

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What physical trait is an absolute turnoff?

Postby The Kizzy » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:38 pm

A guy started working for us, and he is a total hotty. That it until I noticed his thumb. Its one of those fat thumbs with the really short nail? You know which one i am talking about? Now whenever I see this guy I can't look at his hotness because all I see is that ugly thumb.
I feel like Grace Adler.

So what physical characteristic is a total deal breaker for you?
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Postby Jay » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:40 pm

Hair and teeth. I've seen hot chicks with totally fucked up hair that I won't go near. Also, I've seen girls where I'm like wow, then they smile and I say pass. Adriana Lima or Laetitia Casta, one of them has the teeth problem I forget which one.
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Postby 10sun » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:40 pm

grandma hands.

If your hands look old and boney, I can't take it.
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Postby Jay » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:42 pm

Jay wrote:Hair and teeth. I've seen hot chicks with totally fucked up hair that I won't go near. Also, I've seen girls where I'm like wow, then they smile and I say pass. Adriana Lima or Laetitia Casta, one of them has the teeth problem I forget which one.


Eva Green (The new Bond girl) is another one that has the teeth problem.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:43 pm

Teeth.
Height. You must be taller than me. Midgits weird me out a bit.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:46 pm

Hair you can change to fit your look though.
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Postby 10sun » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:48 pm

oh and for the record, I have fucked up hands. My right hand was mangled in the gear of a lighthouse when I was a child... and genetics made all my fingers stocky(including my thumb, it isn't as thick as most people's and it is shaped more like a finger)... and I broke my hand in a fight once too ><
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:50 pm

His thumb is like a hobbit thumb, short and stocky, and the nail is only like 1/4" of an inch long (total) and about an inch wide. It weirds me out.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:53 pm

I have a crack in the middle of my thumbnail. Hurt like a motherfucker.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:56 pm

Daecler go answer the other post I made for you please so I can go to sleep and not worry. I'm tired.
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Postby 10sun » Thu Mar 01, 2007 10:58 pm

<img src="http://www.namelesstavern.net/album_pic.php?pic_id=1691">

Thats my hand OMG
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:00 pm

Its a little dark, but all in all it looks fine
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Postby 10sun » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:05 pm

yeah, its past midnight... what do you expect? Me to turn on lights and shit to take a picture, as if.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:25 pm

bad teeth = total turnoff

I don't have any other really bad qualms, but I do kinda agree with the laugh thing.. it was almost a deal breaker with my ex the first time I heard him laugh.
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Postby araby » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:28 pm

people with bad souls
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Postby Gypsiyee » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:28 pm

lol, leave it to araby!
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Postby araby » Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:30 pm

do I have a reputation? :cool7:
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Postby Markarado » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:01 am

Bad teeth for sure. Being overweight is a huge turnoff for me. Not because I can't find a plump girl attractive, but because I have a hard time respecting someone that won't take care of themselves properly.

The biggest turn off for me is a girl that can't speak English well.... That's a problem where I live =P
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Postby Lyion » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:09 am

I'm equally shallow about all physical traits.
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Postby Naethyn » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:34 am

I don't like it when women are uncomfortable with my friends. It's really important that she gets along with the crew I see just about every day.

Intelligent conversation is very important!

Oh, and if she doesnt eat meat. Thats not cool either. Must love my cooking!

And if she doesn't like video games. One of the biggest turn ons ever was this chick who schooled me at halo.

Lets see what else...

I just noticed those are all non physical traits. whoops. Oh well.
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Postby Tossica » Fri Mar 02, 2007 8:39 am

I like em all.
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Postby Harrison » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:56 am

I can't honestly think of a specific turnoff...

She can't weigh half as much as me, that's far too tiny. But that isn't exactly a turnoff more so than I simply think that women should weigh more than 102bs.
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:00 am

This is totally going to seem like a line, but the biggest for me is plastic surgery, especially over the top stuff like collagen in the lips or fake boobs.

After a while they don't even look human, and the sad part is they're doing to actually look better. Completely delusional.
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Postby Xaiveir » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:01 am

I almost said teeth, but like kirsten Dunce, has some interesting teeth. However i would bend her over a table.

Physical traits dont really bother me, its the non physical ones.

I dated this one girl that was absolutly gorgeous, but her laugh drove me insane. It was the only thing that bugged me, perfect girl otherwise. I refused to tell jokes around her so i wouldnt have to endure the harpies screeching.
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Postby Harrison » Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:03 am

Those are usually the things you grow to love *shrug*

My ex had one of the most annoying laughs, I mean people would look at us funny in public annoying...

I suppose you'd have to actually love THEM before that though.
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