My Las Vegas Weekend (Bloggish but in a happy way)

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:36 am

Just got back from Vegas. Went to and had VIP in the 2 best clubs in the history of the world (The Tryst and The Tao). Partied with David Williams and Antonio Esfandiari (2 pro poker players). Made a killing at the craps table. Got in a quarrel with 2 fat hookers. Got drunk beyond imagination. Best time of my life. I'm gonna get the pictures off of my phone tomorrow or so.

Oh, when I was at Tryst I got to shake hands with the legendary David Hasselhoff. I talked to him very briefly. Thanked him for Baywatch, Knight Rider and all the other pimp shit he does. I invited him over to my chairs for some drinks. I figured he would blow me off but he actually came by to shake everyone in my groups' hands and wish us a nice stay in Vegas. The Hoff is one cool motherfucker.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:38 am

Sounds awesome. Glad you had a great time Jay.

The Jay is one cool motherfucker!

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:57 am

Oh forgot to mention. Tiki Barber and Michael Shanahan were at the Tryst too. Caught a glimpse of them and say hi and just got a nod.

Durothil Skyreaver · Post by **Durothil Skyreaver** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:44 am

You should have asked Hasselhoff to perform something from one of his albums.

Markarado · Post by **Markarado** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:46 am

You're the kind of person that makes a celebrities life hell. Treat them like normal people.. don't ask them to do stupid shit.

Tacks · Post by **Tacks** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:12 am

Markarado wrote:You're the kind of person that makes a celebrities life hell. Treat them like normal people.. don't ask them to do stupid shit.

They are only celebrities because of you and I. They wouldn't be shit without their fans. Ask them to do wtfever you want to do.

vonkaar · Post by **vonkaar** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:25 am

I'd shake your hands just to have that close of a connection to The Hoff.

Post by **Lyion** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:44 am

Is The Hoff still going to Mavs game to see his number 1 fan, Dirk?

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:06 am

vonkaar wrote:I'd shake your hands just to have that close of a connection to The Hoff.

Ha thats what I told Jay.

Phlegm · Post by **Phlegm** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:13 pm

Jay wrote: Got in a quarrel with 2 fat hookers.

You should have brought Triel to Vegas with you to tell them that it's normal size.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:32 pm

Phlegm wrote:
Jay wrote: Got in a quarrel with 2 fat hookers.

You should have brought Triel to Vegas with you to tell them that it's normal size.

>:O

araby · Post by **araby** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:28 pm

yay for winnings! I am simply jealous of the entire trip-the hoff especially. happy for you more than jealous.

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:54 pm

Jay wrote:
Phlegm wrote:
Jay wrote: Got in a quarrel with 2 fat hookers.

You should have brought Triel to Vegas with you to tell them that it's normal size.

>:O

Haha!

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:05 pm

Jay, that pic you sent me from your phone was very dark. All I saw was Corona bottles and empty drink glasses. LOL

araby · Post by **araby** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:37 pm

it wasn't dark..that was his penis

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:55 am

Ralfmacchio a.k.a. the CapnInsano would have been proud of you.

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