What physical trait is an absolute turnoff?

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Postby araby » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:46 pm

you laugh. so do I.
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Postby Harrison » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:29 pm

The world needs more women who like full beards. I hate having to shave and would rather keep it neatly trimmed down short, but still keep the full beard.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:34 pm

Harrison wrote:The world needs more women who like full beards. I hate having to shave and would rather keep it neatly trimmed down short, but still keep the full beard.


I don't exactly enjoy spending time shaving my legs, armpits, and the cost of waxing my bikini area, but what would your response be to 'the world needs more men who like women with hairy legs armpits and a full bush.'
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Postby Tossica » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:34 pm

I am a hairy mofo as well. No back hair except a small patch down by my ass but my chest is hairiffic.
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Postby Harrison » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:39 pm

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Harrison wrote:The world needs more women who like full beards. I hate having to shave and would rather keep it neatly trimmed down short, but still keep the full beard.


I don't exactly enjoy spending time shaving my legs, armpits, and the cost of waxing my bikini area, but what would your response be to 'the world needs more men who like women with hairy legs armpits and a full bush.'


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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:47 pm

Granted, but that doesn't mean I want some scruffy looking guy.

Don't get me wrong, I'd never want a man who spends more time cleaning up than I do.. but if effort is expected of me, it needs to go both ways.
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Postby Tae-Bo » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:56 pm

i'd shave/wax/whatever my back if asked (it's only hairy on a small patch on my upper back for some reason)

otherwise it's seriously an ordeal to shave my chest, like an hour +

so fuck all that noise, im a human blanket so what
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Postby Tossica » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:56 pm

Gypsiyee wrote:Granted, but that doesn't mean I want some scruffy looking guy.

Don't get me wrong, I'd never want a man who spends more time cleaning up than I do.. but if effort is expected of me, it needs to go both ways.



Uhm... you mean you'd expect a guy to shave his chest?
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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:02 pm

oh god no, not at all - that would be a ridiculous request >.< I'd honestly never ask anything of the sort from anyone, unless they were a real stickler for how I groom myself. If I had to be particular about everything they want specific to their wants and not my own, I'd expect that they'd be willing to match their own expectations to mine.. not necessarily because I'd be particular about it, but out of principle I guess - I've never run into that of course, though, because I wouldn't want to date someone like that, they'd likely make me want to vomit.

Honestly, I've never dated a guy with a hairy chest, so it's never been a problem - I've lucked out I guess, since it's something that I'm typically not attracted to.
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Postby Harrison » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:16 pm

I have a hairy chest, no back hair thank God...
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Postby Witty » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:25 pm

give it time
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Postby Spazz » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:37 pm

I got hair on my back :(
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Postby Markarado » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:42 pm

I have very little body hair. I only have thick hair on my calves, and even there it isn't that thick. I also don't have that much facial hair, which is kinda nice as I like to keep clean shaven.

But WTF.. these days 1/3 of the people I meet get the impression that I'm gay before they find out I'm straight. Gay guys keep coming up to me in clubs asking if they can buy me a drink. A guy that I would think know I'm straight told a friend that he thought I was hitting on him.... wtf all I did was give him shit about not being over his ex-girlfriend. I also didn't introduce him to girls I know because I thought he was kinda an asshole to the girls I'd already introduced him to. Fucking Danish people..
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Postby 10sun » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:50 pm

It is probably because you sucked his cock that he thought you were gay.
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Postby araby » Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:52 pm

I love shaving. it reminds me that I am a woman. and that my skin is soft.
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Postby Gargamellow » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:32 pm

I shave when I feel like it. It reminds me that I am a bitch.

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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:44 pm

spazz wrote:I got hair on my back :(


There's nothing wrong with it at all, it's just a personal preference. There are heaps of women out there who prefer a really hairy man because it makes them feel like they're with someone more masculine or whatever. I mean me preferring minimal hair isn't an insult to those who have a lot of hair, it's no different than the fact that I prefer brunettes, some people prefer blondes, redheads etc

No offense to you mister =p
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Postby Tossica » Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:48 pm

My GF did not think she liked it either but once she snuggled up to my bearskin rug, she was hooked.
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Postby Lyion » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:01 pm

Some women just prefer more feminine features.. Although it does lead to other discoveries later....
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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:12 pm

Only hairy men think non hairy men are fem!
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Postby Darcler » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:29 pm

Gid doesnt have much hair on his chest and none on his back, which is good because I prefer i that way. My ex husband had a hairy chest, and while it wasnt bad, I would choose a smooth one.
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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:31 pm

see, and wasn't your ex husband gay? there goes your logic lyion!
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Postby The Kizzy » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:39 pm

I found a long hair on my boob the other day when I was in the shower. It wasnt there the day before, and the next day BAM a 4 inch long areola hair. It freaked me the fuck out, I think I may be a werewolf. Or it could be my hormones since the baby was due last week. I dunno. :(
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Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:50 pm

As much as I adore you Janet, I'm pretty sure you just made 80% of the men on this board feel their penises shrivel up inside them

Your story is mighty sexy, though!
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Postby Tuggan » Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:39 pm

ew.. that is fuckin gross.
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