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Postby Harrison » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:05 pm

Darcler wrote:Ok so this post was completely pointless.
I told Gid about this thread and he said that he was the final word on it anyway, he just wanted me to come to this decision myself to make it easier.
Had I said "ya know, let's not do it" he would veto it and fight me to get it done.


Thanks anyway yall haha


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Postby Darcler » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:35 pm

BUMP

Ok so he is getting circ'd tomorrow morning. He has other problems with his weenis like a major curve to the left and far too much foreskin. So instead of an office procedure, this has turned into an outpatient hospital procedure. He's going to be put under and have a tube insterted...I'm so sad for him.
So they are going to circ him and shave some of the muscle that is making him curve so much.
He's 6 months old, little older than what I wanted him to be for this, but they told me they wanted to wait so that complications from anesthesia are lessened.
He's sleeping like a little angel right now, he has no idea whats going to happen to his cash and prizes tomorrow morning....
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Postby Zanchief » Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:48 pm

Are they going to be cutting off his feet at the same time? It's what I would recommend.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:06 pm

I'd ask for them back so I could put them on a keychain.

It's no longer a cosmetic procedure though, it's somewhat needed. With that much of a bend so young, it will never straighten out without help (surgery). A swift kick to the junk when he's a kid or teen or whenever could break his peenee. And the amount of foreskin the poor kid has puts him at more of a risk for infection that a normal boy. The doctor sounded suprised that he hasnt had a urinary infection yet.

Why am I defending my decision to you lol
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Postby Zanchief » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:16 pm

Darcler wrote:Why am I defending my decision to you lol


Because I'm the coolest kid in school and you secretly want my approval.
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Postby Darcler » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:35 pm

It's true :(
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Postby Lyion » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:15 pm

Remember, though, he lives in a third world country. Stick to advice from people in civilization who don't find chicks with bones in their noses attractive.
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Postby Zanchief » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:49 pm

lyion wrote:Stick to advice from people in civilization who don't find chicks with bones in their noses attractive.


Are you telling me you've never taken a shot in a girls nose before?
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:26 pm

They say baby foreskin does WONDERS for your complexion. Keep that in mind when they open the red biohazard container to throw his stuffs away.

I am sure it will all be fine.
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Postby Harrison » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:32 pm

Zanchief wrote:Are they going to be cutting off his feet at the same time? It's what I would recommend.


I take it your little worm is still "intact"?

I couldn't deal with that.
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Postby The Kizzy » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:34 pm

He keeps saying its more of a snake than a worm, but we all know how Canadians do math. 9 inches canadian is equivelent to 5 inches American or something to that effect.
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Postby Tossica » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:46 pm

The Kizzy wrote:He keeps saying its more of a snake than a worm, but we all know how Canadians do math. 9 inches canadian is equivelent to 5 inches American or something to that effect.



oh burn!
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Postby Evermore » Fri Mar 23, 2007 5:53 am

Darcler wrote:I'd ask for them back so I could put them on a keychain.

It's no longer a cosmetic procedure though, it's somewhat needed. With that much of a bend so young, it will never straighten out without help (surgery). A swift kick to the junk when he's a kid or teen or whenever could break his peenee. And the amount of foreskin the poor kid has puts him at more of a risk for infection that a normal boy. The doctor sounded suprised that he hasnt had a urinary infection yet.

Why am I defending my decision to you lol


better now then when he is older.
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Postby Lyion » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:19 am

Zanchief wrote:
lyion wrote:Stick to advice from people in civilization who don't find chicks with bones in their noses attractive.


Are you telling me you've never taken a shot in a girls nose before?


Sadly, no. I shall come and visit you and go on Safari in Toronto, soon, I hope.
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Postby Zanchief » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:23 am

I'll find a nice corner in my igloo were you can curl up into a ball and freeze to death.
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Postby Gaazy » Fri Mar 23, 2007 7:18 am

Im snipped, but I heard it was easier to wank off when you are intact. Do him a favor and let his beatings be easy! On the other hand, infections and HIV are bad~~ So snip away!
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Postby Maeya » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:05 am

Are adult snippings common? How would a snipped person know if it was better or not compared to an intact person? I thought it was mostly done as a baby.
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Postby 10sun » Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:43 am

We don't know, thats the problem.
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Postby Phlegm » Fri Mar 23, 2007 11:09 am

Maeya wrote:Are adult snippings common? How would a snipped person know if it was better or not compared to an intact person? I thought it was mostly done as a baby.


A friend of mine had his snipped off when he was in his twenty because it got caught in the zipper. He said it was better with it on. Masterbation was easier also since no lube is need it.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:31 pm

Friend of one of my ex's had it done after an infection practically atrophied the foreskin (basically drew it all up like an old piece of meat). And yes, it freaked me out to know so much about one of his friends.

He said sex felt better before and the surgery was pretty painful (he was 30).
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Postby Jay » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:34 pm

Poor Kaha...I mean, friend of your ex.
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Postby Martrae » Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:34 pm

:lol:

Nice try...but Kahar was snipped as a baby. :)
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Postby Darcler » Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:48 pm

We're home. He's kinda happy right now (DRUGGED to hell). His little eyes are all glossy and he's smiling a lot. They told me it should wear off in a little bit. So we have to go pick up his RX in a little bit (2 hour wait time wtf)
It only took an hour, they corrected the curve and the twist, that I didnt know it did. He's snipped now.
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Postby leah » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:10 pm

i for one am happy for him. his little peep would've been awfully messed up! a curve and a twist, good grief!
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Postby Arlos » Fri Mar 23, 2007 2:15 pm

I don't even want to think about the kind of pain that would result from getting a foreskin so caught in a zipper as to mangle it enough that surgical removal would be necessary. No, no, I *REALLY* don't want to think about that...

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