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Religion 101 Final Exam

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# You are a product tester and frequently bring your work home. Yesterday, while dressed in a flame resistant suit (up to 3,000 degrees) and carrying the latest model fire extinguisher, you discover your neighbor's house is on fire. As the flames quickly spread, you stand and watch your neighbor's new baby burn to death. Which of the following best describes your behavior?

1. All-powerful
2. All-knowing
3. All-loving
4. Mysterious


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wow, that was interesting... :angel:
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I forwarded that to my favorite religion/phil professor; I think he'll like it.
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I think its funny that the first person to reply in a Religion 101 Fial Exam thread is God. That makes me giggle some.
Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:I'm not dead


Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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Gaazy wrote:Now vonk on the other hand, is one of the most self absorbed know it alls in my memory of this site. Ive always thought so, and I still cant understand why in gods name he is here
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that was really interesting; thanks for sharing phlegm. i'm tempted to show it to a family member who shall remain nameless and ask what he thinks of it, but he'd simply reply with a 'what the fuck ever. that's bullshit' put up his hand and walk away from the insane drivel that's coming out of my mouth rather than actually think hard enough to justify it with a response, because there really isn't one - he's your stereotypical hypocritical has no answers but thinks he's always right hardcore right wing 'christian' who thinks people who don't believe in god are damned for eternity then turns around and commits adultery in every relationship he has and snorts a line of coke later.
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Gypsiyee, he can do that because Jesus forgives. duh?
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Silly me! Of COURSE he can, why didn't I think of that !
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I didnt know you were related to Mindia
Zanchief wrote:
Harrison wrote:I'm not dead


Fucker never listens to me. That's it, I'm an atheist.
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"moses was too serious, he needed to lighten up a little" :lol:
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