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Postby 10sun » Sun May 13, 2007 12:11 pm

especially poison ivy. That is all.
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Postby Arlos » Sun May 13, 2007 12:37 pm

Heh, Poison Ivy evolved that way to stop itself from getting eaten, so that it had a greater chance of survival. I'd say it's fairly successful, yes? ;)

We don't get poison ivy out here really, what we have is poison oak. Not that I want to go run out and re-test the matter, but last time I was exposed to it, it turned out Iw as one of those lucky people who are immune or at least resistant. Of course, I'm not going to be an idiot and go sit in fields of the stuff with shorts on, but hey... heh.

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Postby Diekan » Sun May 13, 2007 12:51 pm

Hey!

George Bush said evolution is fake, like global warming... it's all fake!

Science is EVIL.

Damned liberals and your enlightened views... you and your voodoo science can go straight to hell!!!11!!!11!!!1!!!!1!!!!!!!q!
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Postby Drem » Sun May 13, 2007 1:43 pm

my friend got poison oak on his eye
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Postby Spazz » Sun May 13, 2007 1:43 pm

I think you need to hit the bong a few times dude.
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Postby Gaazy » Sun May 13, 2007 1:55 pm

Bleach will clear it up np
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Postby 10sun » Sun May 13, 2007 2:20 pm

I have it in my right eye and on my lip in addition to my entire arms... this fucking sucks. Probably gonna go to the doctor tomorrow and get a presciption for some steroids to help clear it up.

On the plus side though, my yard looks great.
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Postby Lyion » Sun May 13, 2007 2:20 pm

spazz wrote:I think you need to hit the bong a few times dude.


That or pop a few Viagra. I agree. Diek must have had a bad date or something this weekend. :dunno:
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Postby Sithos » Sun May 13, 2007 2:30 pm

10sun wrote:I have it in my right eye and on my lip


How the hell...

Just go buy a salad!
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Postby Martrae » Sun May 13, 2007 2:39 pm

Kahar's mom can be downwind of poison ivy and wind up looking like she was mugged. She has some stuff she uses before she even goes outside since she's an avid landscaper.
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Postby 10sun » Sun May 13, 2007 4:18 pm

Sithos wrote:
10sun wrote:I have it in my right eye and on my lip


How the hell...

Just go buy a salad!


I can only assume that I had it on my hands by that point and rubbed my eye / wiped my lips.

I wonder how bad my brother has it... he was the one dragging the brush out after I diced it.
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Postby Gaazy » Sun May 13, 2007 4:20 pm

You can get a shot in the ass at your local primary care place, Ive had them ebfore and it will make a difference in an hour you can tell~


or put Bleach on it np~
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Postby Harrison » Sun May 13, 2007 5:55 pm

I'm immune to poison ivy.
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Postby Tossica » Sun May 13, 2007 6:00 pm

What a freak. You are immune to Poison Ivy yet allergic to work.
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Postby Harrison » Sun May 13, 2007 6:02 pm

You forgot that I'm also allergic to pussy. You needed more baseless generalizations.
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Postby Diekan » Sun May 13, 2007 6:35 pm

I LOL'ed
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Postby araby » Sun May 13, 2007 9:02 pm

me too, heh.

I am allergic to vegetation. :ugh:
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Postby Darcler » Sun May 13, 2007 10:26 pm

It's in your eye? :pics: I want to see!
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Postby araby » Sun May 13, 2007 10:31 pm

yes 10sun, show us your eye!
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Postby Markarado » Sun May 13, 2007 11:50 pm

No poison ivy in Malaysia .... Used to hate that shit when I lived in the States though.

Chili's opens this month! Yay!
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