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by **Jay** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:41 pm

Ok, since I miss the penis jokes...

So I'm pounding away and I feel uneasy so I pull out to get my bearings and I can't put it back in. I'm totally limp. I was horrified. Anyways, I go to bed in shame, wake up at 6am and redeem myself np.

Question is, how the fuck does that happen? My friend said he thinks it was just because I was tired. I looked at all the factors that come into play. I'm turning 25 in September, I have a pretty healthy diet, I exercise an hour and a half a day 5 days a week, I'm a pretty happy dude most of the time, I'm not super stressed at work, I'm not on any meds, wasn't drunk and haven't drank in a couple of months at least, don't use drugs of any kind, haven't smoked cigs in a year etc etc.

Other question is, since I was able to redeem myself at 6am does that mean the plumbing is good np or does ED strike at any time?

And, btw, if you're gonna rip on me at least post a helpful suggestion then rip on me prease.

by **10sun** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:43 pm

Get your blood pressure checked.

by **Jay** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:48 pm

120/80

Checked it a month and a half ago.

by **10sun** » Tue May 22, 2007 4:59 pm

Get a personal use one and check it when you want to perform and cannot.

Other than that, it is probably a heavy metal poisoning.

-Adam

by **Jay** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:15 pm

Oh and I weigh about 215 if that makes any difference.

by **Trielelvan** » Tue May 22, 2007 5:34 pm

RAW POWAH!

Have your glucose levels checked.
Hyperglycemia and hypoglycemia can both result in erectile dysfunction, though you would likely feel extremely dizzy/nauseous with the latter.

by **Xaiveir** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:26 pm

Switch lotions, and then switch hands. If you still have problems; well you are screwed. Viagra for you!

Naaa probably just tired man, it happens. You body will shut down a bit if you over extend itself (no pun intended).

by **Phlegm** » Tue May 22, 2007 9:37 pm

You're gay. Try it with a guy and see if you still have the problem.

by **Jay** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:55 am

Phlegm wrote:You're gay. Try it with a guy and see if you still have the problem.

Says the guy with an avatar of a man spread eagle with tights on.

by **Menlaan** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:13 pm

It happens. Finish her off another way, tell her you're tired and want a break, and go to sleep.

by **Tacks** » Wed May 23, 2007 12:34 pm

Menlaan wrote:It happens.

...if you're gay

by **araby** » Wed May 23, 2007 1:40 pm

"save your seed" if you want to be a superhero

by **kinghooter00** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:06 pm

Shit happens, probably just tired i would say too.
Sometimes when i'm tired, i wish i could but still, the tiredness gets the best of me. whatcha gonna do?

by **Gypsiyee** » Wed May 23, 2007 2:58 pm

araby wrote:"save your seed" if you want to be a superhero

lol

ah, i love ashly

by **Markarado** » Wed May 23, 2007 7:49 pm

That's one thing I will never understand. How can any guy actually be too tired for sex? I have never experienced any sitution where I'm not up for sex (not with guys or unnattractive women).

by **Martrae** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:12 pm

Did Mark just out himself?

by **Eziekial** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:54 pm

no. i think he's referring to the fact that men can have sex even after they fall asleep. Not that I'm speaking from experience here, I at least have the courtesy to stay awake to say "thanks" before passing out after the act :angel:

by **Martrae** » Wed May 23, 2007 10:02 pm

Markarado wrote:I have never experienced any sitution where I'm not up for sex (not with guys or unnattractive women).

That's sig material right there, though.

by **Harrison** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:28 pm

You said you felt uneasy...that is enough for some people.

by **The Kizzy** » Thu May 24, 2007 6:02 am

Maybe you lost your momentum. You said you felt uneasy. As in upset stomach? I know if I have an upset stomach, I can not do anything. Maybe something you ate just didn't agree with you.

by **Jay** » Fri May 25, 2007 4:32 pm

The Kizzy wrote:Maybe you lost your momentum. You said you felt uneasy. As in upset stomach? I know if I have an upset stomach, I can not do anything. Maybe something you ate just didn't agree with you.

Uneasy was referring to how my cock felt weird because it softened up inside her.

by **Harrison** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:49 pm

Well then, I'd say it's the homosexuality.

by **araby** » Fri May 25, 2007 8:52 pm

Harrison wrote:Well then, I'd say it's the homosexuality.

hmm. I suppose that's a matter of perspective. If you're a virgin does that mean your gay?

by **The Kizzy** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:47 pm

No, quite the opposite, virgins cant be gay, they've never been oneither end giving or receiving

by **Harrison** » Fri May 25, 2007 9:53 pm

That depends if you consider receiving blowjobs into that equation.

I never went limp when a chick was sucking my dick :dunno:

P.S. way to ruin a joke...

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