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Don't forget the alocholic deadbeat dad.
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He doesn't drink. He's just a plain-old-lazy-fuck. He "works" on the house. AKA he plays WoW and does things here and there to appear busy. Took him 4 months to build a fucking bedroom. (anyone who has done this will know it is a ridiculous amount of time if you have no job and have all the fucking time in the world)

Every time I've moved, whether it was my first apartment, to the old house, or to this new one, he has came with me. (Roommate)

There's no bullshit here. You're just a faggot looking for a reason to insult people more to inflate your little ego, old man.

My Dad hasn't had a job in so long we've all forgotten exactly how long it's been. (over 3 years now easily)

Now what really gets me is this:

HOW CAN YOU GET A 250,000 LOAN FOR A HOUSE WHEN YOU HAVE NO VISIBLE INCOME ON RECORD TO A BANK?!

"Hey, I don't have a job and haven't had one in <insert long-ass time here> so can I have a $250k loan to buy a house?"
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:ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :ugh: :rofl:
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Where is your mom?
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Like father like son I see.
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Is it too far off for NT for me to tell you guys to give him a break?
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because he deserves one amiryte?
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From time to time.
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signs point to no
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Oh well, I tried :cry:
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Tossica wrote:Where is your mom?


My mom is a respectable woman and doesn't need to be mentioned.

Why she puts up with my dad is beyond me. My relationship with my father is essentially me ignoring his existence 90% of the time. It works out because if he pulls any shit I just ask him who is paying the mortgage. He'll be quiet for a few more weeks and leave me alone.
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So, your mom doesn't live in your house? That's where the confusion lies.
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Ginzburgh wrote:Oh well, I tried :cry:


Most agree. Taxx is not indicitave of any subset of this board.

People mature at different rates, though.Consider where Taxx & Harri are compared to the old EQ days, Ginz. There might actually be light at the end of the tunnel
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My mom is an aid for a paraplegic man.

Old EQ days I was 16?

Taxx is 15 or 16 still?
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and you're still on my nuts like a horny high school cheerleader
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I find it very hard to believe that ANY horny high school cheerleader was ever on your nuts...
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Wow it took you 5 days to come back with that zinger. Grats dude.
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Post by Narrock »

Jay wrote:Wow it took you 5 days to come back with that zinger. Grats dude.


He does make a good point though.
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