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So this girl that seems to like me has a mustache. It's hardly noticeable unless you're up close, but omg. She's a pretty cute in every other way, but christ... I can't be close to her without practically staring at her upper lip fighting off a disgusted look. How do you tell a girl she has a mustache and needs to get rid of it, in the most sensitive/non-asshole'ish way possible? You'd think she'd notice it herself.. >_<
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It's just too easy... I'm not gonna post it... :domotwak:
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start calling her "Groucho". Maybe she'll get the hint.
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Give her a Dirty Sanchez
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Tune in next week when KaiineTN asks Tossica how to deal with the emotional trauma of bumping heads in the sack.
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Wear a big fake Yosemite Sam mustache kit that goes down to your belt level. When she asks why you're wearing it, tell her you just wanted to fit in when you two go out.

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Make sure she is not actually a guy. Grab her/his crotch and see if anything is hanging.
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Arlos wrote:Wear a big fake Yosemite Sam mustache kit that goes down to your belt level. When she asks why you're wearing it, tell her you just wanted to fit in when you two go out.

-Arlos


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KaiineTN wrote:So this girl that seems to like me has a mustache. It's hardly noticeable unless you're up close, but omg. She's a pretty cute in every other way, but christ... I can't be close to her without practically staring at her upper lip fighting off a disgusted look. How do you tell a girl she has a mustache and needs to get rid of it, in the most sensitive/non-asshole'ish way possible? You'd think she'd notice it herself.. >_<


I'm just now reading this thread but uh.. she probably very well notices it herself, but has chosen not to mess with it as from what I've heard it's one of the most painful places to wax, and permanent removal is expensive. If she's great in every other way but some fine dark hair above her lip (I'm guessing she's italian or something similar) and you're so shallow that you can't see beyond it, I'm thinking she's a little out of your reach

not to mention, with the kind of stuff you post she could very well be a dude and since you dont' realize you're gay yet you didn't catch on to the fact that that's what you're going for.
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oh burn
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Phlegm wrote:Make sure she is not actually a guy. Grab her/his crotch and see if anything is hanging.



I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long
Then it hit me oh please God no
Dont let this ho turn out to be a John Doe

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ROFL GYPS!
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i'm guessing gypsiyee either has a mustache currently or has had a mustache in the past


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Jei wrote:i'm guessing gypsiyee either has a mustache currently or has had a mustache in the past


gross


I'm guessing you took this statement to heart.

Gypsiyee wrote:not to mention, with the kind of stuff you post she could very well be a dude and since you dont' realize you're gay yet you didn't catch on to the fact that that's what you're going for.
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I dated a woman in the past who had a mustache. It didn't bother me either way, it did tickle when it rubbed on my balls though.
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I have blonde hairs (like peach fuzz really) and I've never even considered doing anything about it.

last week, at the beach I got super-tanned and so the blonde hairs were kinda standing out a little bit, so my sister-in-law told me to use her Noxzema trimming thing and after I did, I could feel really short hairs with my tongue.

this completely freaked me out, since I'm single again and plan on kissing every boy I see...so now I'm going to let them grow and forget about them. I am pretty sure the only person that noticed them was me.
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I wouldn't worry about it Arbs, any guy who wouldn't kiss you because of peachfuzz is too stupid and superficial to be worth your time. :P
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Jei wrote:i'm guessing gypsiyee either has a mustache currently or has had a mustache in the past


gross


you'd be wrong on both counts

i'm a very unhairy person, minus that on my head.
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Gypsiee apparently shaves.
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Aint nothin wrong with a little fur burger. Its a garden honey, let it grow.
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hahaha that makes me think of the bit where it's described as a log ride or roller coaster or something . . . gaazy do you know what i'm talking about?

and "cuntry flower" flavored douches . . . "give us a reason to take our hat off and go down there" lol
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Gaazy wrote:Aint nothin wrong with a little fur burger. Its a garden honey, let it grow.


haha Rodney Carrington. Good quote. ;)
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Hmm nope Leah not right off )



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Jesus adam, I fucking want to have your children after you quoted that song.
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