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All bitches are, are mind games and have no clue what they want. And the theory about treating them like shit and they will want you even more is spot on.
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I don't know about that but I do know my wife was never able to just be happy. She always was depressed or upset about something. I don't think she'll ever be happy with anyone in her life until she can just be happy with herself.
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I had a firefly in my apartment.

Really though, she never threatened to do anything like that.

I found out really late in during the relationship that she had borderline personality disorder. I couldn't cope with what was tantamount to taking care of a child in a woman's body. This was after she had already moved in with me, while I was ill for a month and change. I had been putting in crazy hours prior to that, so when I got home it was always a quick fuck, maybe a drink or two & dinner, another longer fuck, and then sleep for me. I didn't realize that she had spent the afternoon drinking & popping pills because I wasn't there.

When I got sick, I saw all of this because I was not able to work.

I had already wanted to break up, but I then realized how fucked up she was and started working on getting her help. I got her setup with a rehab counselor & a psychiatrist. I tried my best to get a network in place for when I finally cut her out. She thought I would never leave her though & in the end it shattered her psyche... I thought it was the best way for her to heal when I took an out of state contract job.

Nobody cared for her once I left... she lost her job, moved back in with her mother, her mom didn't care and just gave her money, in the end Ashley drank herself to death. My last words to her, "Ashley, you have to get a grip and stop drinking" when it should have been, "I love you."

So in any case, there are crazy psycho women out there that end up killing themselves after you break up with them.

You have to draw a line at some point though and accept the fact that not everybody is quite alright in their heads.
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ALL women have a chemical imbalance in their brains.
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My wife's friend left her husband and took their daughter with her. Guy called her and said if you don't come back i'll kill myself. She laughed and said go ahead. Next day his parents found him dead in his home. Guy hung himself.

Shit happends
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Women marry a guy in hopes he changes.

Men marry women in hopes she won't change.

Unfortunately, women crave change for themselves, while men tend to stay the same.
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Wedding day thoughts:


MAN: I can't believe I'm marrying a foxy chick that likes to give head




WOMAN: now that I'm married, I'll never have to give head again
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Shit happens is the way I look at it, so be it.
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Q: Why does a woman wear white on her wedding day?

A: The dishwasher should match the fridge, right?

Also,

Q: How many men does it take to change the light in the kitchen?

A: None! Let the bitch cook in the dark!
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me giving head :wink:
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LOL nice.
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Post by Agrajag »

Araby, you're looking pretty nice in your recent pics. If I was single I would wreck you...
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no you wouldn't
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I don't know what that means.
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If I can put my girlfriend in the hospital due to sex, I can definately put her tiny frame in the ER.
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I believe that just makes you a fucking retard, not some type of sex-god.
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You can't answer on the subject of sex until you've had it... Leave now!
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Haha, you are such a dumbass Agrajag.
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I am so freaked out right now.
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Tossica wrote:Haha, you are such a dumbass Agrajag.


Stop swinging, Tosser...
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Agrajag wrote:If I can put my girlfriend in the hospital due to sex, I can definately put her tiny frame in the ER.



grats on being a fatty
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Post by Harrison »

Agrajag wrote:You can't answer on the subject of sex until you've had it... Leave now!


You send a woman to the ER as a result of sex, and tell ME that I can't have any input?

:rofl:

I think your basis for relevance here is a bit fucked.
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Yeah hospitalization shouldn't happen when it relation to sexual intercourse. Besides, I bet Araby shags like a minx.
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runamonk wrote:Yeah hospitalization shouldn't happen when it relation to sexual intercourse. Besides, I bet Araby shags like a minx.


:mystery:
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As it should be! A little mystery is always exciting right? :)

Besides we're just a bunch of horny guys online, no reason any of us should ever know. ;)
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