Canadia is dumb

Thon · Post by **Thon** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:33 pm

Alex Trebek is crying somewhere

OTTAWA (AFP) - Two days before Canadians celebrate their nation, a survey published Friday found that more than half of them would not be granted citizenship on the basis of their knowledge of their own country.

According to the Ipsos Reid poll, 60 percent of Canadians would fail the citizenship exam, a necessary step for immigrants to be granted citizenship.

However, an "outstanding majority" or 70 percent of newcomers scored a passing grade when administered the same quiz.

The results are "frankly disheartening," said Rudyard Griffiths of the Dominion Institute.

"Immigrants to Canada have accumulated more knowledge about the workings of the Canadian government, key moments in Canada's past, and the geography of Canada than the general Canadian public."

In 1997, only 45 percent of respondents failed an identical test, indicating that Canadians' knowledge of themselves also appears to be sliding, Griffiths lamented.

To pass the test participants had to correctly answer 12 of 21 questions on Canadian history, politics, culture and geography.

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:36 pm

Yeah, how many Americans could pass the American citizenship test?

Trielelvan · Post by **Trielelvan** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 1:44 am

Darcler wrote:Yeah, how many Americans could pass the American citizenship test?

Quoted for emphasis.

Most Americans can't even name 1/2 the total number of presidents this country has had.

Tuggan · Post by **Tuggan** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:53 am

and stories like this are printed just about every other day about dumb american's... it's nice to see some other dumb north american's for a change.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:02 am

Dont need a news article to tell you Canada people are dumb too~

kinghooter00 · Post by **kinghooter00** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:38 am

fucking canadians.

shit if they made me take a test for being an american, i would probably fail though. I don't know my presidents that good.

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:28 am

British Columbia owns. Vancouver island rawks. Too bad stupid canadiens control it. I think Bush should annex BC and call it good.

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:29 am

Yessir! Its not like there would be any opposition hehe. Anyone got the pic of the paddleboat with a machine gun mounted on it that says Canadien Navy? That shit was funny..

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:34 am

We could soooooooo take over BC without a problem. The whole process would take about a month. I think this should go up for a vote.

kinghooter00 · Post by **kinghooter00** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:43 am

yeah, we should take control... I seem to remember this in world war I & II.

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:45 am

Narrock wrote:We could soooooooo take over BC without a problem. The whole process would take about a month. I think this should go up for a vote.

At what point would we claim "mission accomplished" ?

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:49 am

When the "royal canadian mounted police" (lol) ride away east towards Saskatchewan.

Post by **Arlos** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:56 am

54'40" or Fight!

-Arlos

Narrock · Post by **Narrock** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 9:58 am

I wonder how long it's gonna take Tikker or Zanchief to chime in and tell us what idiots we are.

:rolleyes:

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:11 am

Wont be much longer

Post by **Martrae** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:25 am

Canadia?

The Kizzy · Post by **The Kizzy** » Sat Jun 30, 2007 10:44 am

Canadia is dumb?

Hylissa · Post by **Hylissa** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:55 am

kinghooter00 wrote:fucking canadians.

shit if they made me take a test for being an american, i would probably fail though. I don't know my presidents that good.

You mean you don't know your presidents that WELL ... fail at English too :eyecrazy:

Hylissa · Post by **Hylissa** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:57 am

Narrock wrote:When the "royal canadian mounted police" (lol) ride away east towards Saskatchewan.

btw... The Royal Canadian Mounted Police are TRAINED in Saskatchewan ... so I guess they wouldn't have to ride far eh?

Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 2:58 am

Hylissa wrote:
kinghooter00 wrote:fucking canadians.

shit if they made me take a test for being an american, i would probably fail though. I don't know my presidents that good.

You mean you don't know your presidents that WELL ... fail at English too

Yeah, that.

This thread is covered in funny.

Jazendar · Post by **Jazendar** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:14 am

Like 60 percent of Canada's population lives on the border connecting to US, tell me that is not a mother fucking invasion waiting to happen?!

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Durothil Skyreaver · Post by **Durothil Skyreaver** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 1:10 pm

Jazendar wrote:Like 60 percent of Canada's population lives on the border connecting to US, tell me that is not a mother fucking invasion waiting to happen?!

!

The battle plans are already drawn

http://cwd.ptbcanadian.net/

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 7:45 pm

Hylissa wrote:
Narrock wrote:When the "royal canadian mounted police" (lol) ride away east towards Saskatchewan.

btw... The Royal Canadian Mounted Police are TRAINED in Saskatchewan ... so I guess they wouldn't have to ride far eh?

So when do you get to bone Tikker again?

Hylissa · Post by **Hylissa** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:24 am

Aww damn .. I was just in town too, and I forgot to call :eyecrazy:

kinghooter00 · Post by **kinghooter00** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:31 am

Hylissa wrote:
kinghooter00 wrote:fucking canadians.

shit if they made me take a test for being an american, i would probably fail though. I don't know my presidents that good.

You mean you don't know your presidents that WELL ... fail at English too

Why don't u suck a bag of dicks???