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Should I be offended?

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This is kind of embarassing, so I have no idea why I am posting it here, but here goes anyway.

My boyfriend of about 5 months and I get along really well. One day he told me I had small breasts, and after hours of deliberating and teasing, I finally got him to admit that they are medium sized. We were at the Ranger game and he bought a hat that had a sticker on the rim that said size: small to medium, just so he could slap the sticker on my chest. I'm not offended, he is just teasing, and I know it. WHen I tell him that he can't play with them if they are too small, he says that he thinks they are perfect blah blah blah.

So anyway, the mini me went to his Dad's for a couple of weeks, so I have been staying at boyfriends house. He works night shifts, so when I get home from work, I usually clean his house, because he is a bachelor and lives like a slob. While cleaning his room, I found about 7 magazines, all featured large women with huge breasts. I put them all away with his other magazines. Admittedly, I did flip through them and I don't know why these women don't show a little modesty, anyway. It got me thinking. So when he got home we were laying in bed and I asked him if he was attracted to the women or the breasts or both in those magazines. He told me nothing turns him on more than a large woman.

I don't know how that makes me feel. I'm no Leah or Araby, I am 6'3" I weigh about 200 pounds, although that fluctuates up and down. I wouldn't call myself fat, but I don't kid myslef and call myself skinny either. He said he thinks I am beautiful, but he thinks fat chicks are beautiful. I don't know how to process this information.
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Re: Should I be offended?

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The Kizzy wrote:I did flip through them and I don't know why these women don't show a little modesty, anyway.


This made me laugh.

As for the boyfriend, if he likes you who cares what he jacks too.
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He told me nothing turns him on more than a large woman.

I don't know how that makes me feel. I'm no Leah or Araby, I am 6'3" I weigh about 200 pounds


you're reading large as fat

pretty much by any definition, you'd be a large woman, so I really don't see what the issue is

6'3 200lbs is a large man
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To take offense to something like that if he genuinely likes you, is asinine.
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Yeah, you know you're a large woman, he likes large women, no big deal ~

If he liked petite women and was always harping on you for being large, then I would consider it a problem.
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But the girls in the magazine were filthy fat, it was disgusting is what I am saying.
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Re: Should I be offended?

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Zanchief wrote:
As for the boyfriend, if he likes you who cares what he jacks too.
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Oh, not like pleasantly plump women, but monster sweathogs? Thats a little weird ><
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But the girls in the magazine were filthy fat, it was disgusting is what I am saying.


You know you're not "filthy fat" so it doesn't matter.

That's fucking disgusting by the way.
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he's gonna try to fatten you up
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Chances are very good that you've never touched Linux a day in your pathetic life.
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Ewww Hercules, just Ewww
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remember this thread in 4 months and you've gained 40 lb.
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There is NOTHING hotter than giving a rimjob to a woman so fat she cant reach her ass to wipe or wash!
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You're a sick man, Gaaz!

I wouldn't sweat it Kizz.. Especially if he treats ya nice.
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Maybe a little~

The best part about that though, is the ass sweat they put out between the crack...mmm...having it dripping down your chin...mmmmm....
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Gaazy wrote:Maybe a little~

The best part about that though, is the ass sweat they put out between the crack...mmm...having it dripping down your chin...mmmmm....


Fucker, I about hurled the Kudos I was eating. :asshole:
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to care what someone else thinks is to be their prisoner.
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Tikker wrote:
He told me nothing turns him on more than a large woman.

I don't know how that makes me feel. I'm no Leah or Araby, I am 6'3" I weigh about 200 pounds


you're reading large as fat

pretty much by any definition, you'd be a large woman, so I really don't see what the issue is

6'3 200lbs is a large man


YEAH, you look more like an Inga from Germany to me... j/k
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araby wrote:to care what someone else thinks is to be their prisoner.


Oh, come on. We all care what people we care about think.


The main thing is, Kizzy: He likes you. I wouldn't get worked up about what he whacks off to.


As an example.....I happen to whack it to supermodels. My girl, while pretty...is not a super model. I don't think she is, nor do I expect her to be one. I wouldn't worry about this too much
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Dimuza wrote:
araby wrote:to care what someone else thinks is to be their prisoner.


Oh, come on. We all care what people we care about think.


The main thing is, Kizzy: He likes you. I wouldn't get worked up about what he whacks off to.


As an example.....I happen to whack it to supermodels. My girl, while pretty...is not a super model. I don't think she is, nor do I expect her to be one. I wouldn't worry about this too much


speak for yourself. I do not care. When I catch myself beginning to care, I say to myself, "Why do you care?" And then I don't.

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Post by runamonk »

He's a chubby chaser, I fancey myself the same. I would take it as a compliment and not be offended. Not all of us love the skinny anorexic women. Don't get me wrong, I think that the skinny women are attractive but I prefer a woman with meat on her bones, one who would be classified as "thick".
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Apparently I'm weird as I like women who are in shape with nice tits and ass.
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Post by Spazz »

There is quite a bit of diff between likin a curvy girl ( thick) and being a cattle herder ( 200 plus) Wich are you really runamonk ?

KIzzy You should not get mad just look at it like hes a nasty fucker ( most men are) and think not about it.
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