President Cheney

Lionking · Post by **Lionking** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:35 pm

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id ... _article=1

US President George W. Bush will undergo a "routine colonoscopy" at the Camp David retreat on Saturday, temporarily ceding his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said Friday.

Cheney will serve as acting president until such time as Bush, who will be under anesthesia, says he is ready to resume his duties, presidential spokesman Tony Snow told reporters.

"The president has had no symptoms" of cancer, said Snow, who noted that Bush had been scheduled for such an examination since undergoing a colonoscopy in June 2002.

Tikker · Post by **Tikker** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:38 pm

they must be checking to see the scarring on the inside from how often he shoves his head up his ass

Gaazy · Post by **Gaazy** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:52 pm

So he's had a doctors appointment scheduled for 5 years?

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:22 am

it's possible yeah - i know my mom has appointments like that that are routine and she just schedules the new one while she's at the current so she doesn't forget, puts it in her planner and has the time blocked out

maybe camp david is busy with butt exams.

Kramer · Post by **Kramer** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:53 am

why they couldn't just say, "he's seeing the doctor fora bit so he is handing his power over just in case" is beyond me....

[smiley poster=crazy]T.M.I.[/smiley]

ClakarEQ · Post by **ClakarEQ** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:24 am

Because we really do want to know all his medical information.

I don't hate the man but I hope Dr. Proc. has a slip-up with whatever that device is called that's used to open an orifice, I would bet the ladies here know the name of that hardware

kinghooter00 · Post by **kinghooter00** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:34 am

Kramer, that avatar is fucking great.... :lol:

Gypsiyee · Post by **Gypsiyee** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:19 pm

ClakarEQ wrote:Because we really do want to know all his medical information.

I don't hate the man but I hope Dr. Proc. has a slip-up with whatever that device is called that's used to open an orifice, I would bet the ladies here know the name of that hardware

i always called it "that duck billed thingy"

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Darcler · Post by **Darcler** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:35 pm

speculum

Evermore · Post by **Evermore** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:26 pm

cheney as president is more scary then bush, but not much