I had a go-zillionaire in my chair just now

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I had a go-zillionaire in my chair just now

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you guys. my patient just now-works for Goldmann Sachs and my Doctor and I just looked up his name online-he is one of their elite, among those recently selected for $10 million bonus-that is in ADDITION to his yearly $100 million salary. can you fucking imagine??

he was wearing khaki shorts..tennis shoes and drives a Ford Explorer...haw. Lives in London...here at his second home with his wife/two daughters for the summer. incredible. nicest guy in the world...
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Did you offer to give him a handjob? Cause I would have.
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Get in his pants, which is coincidentally very close to a man's wallet.
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A study came out, not to long ago, that said the most popular vehicle owned by millionaires is the Ford F-150. Go figure.
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mostly I just tried to imagine what my life would be like..what kind of person I would be, if that were my husband. and what I'd do with just ONE THOUSAND of his billions.
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That's awesome! It's all about who you know!
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yeah. most people are millionaires because they don't blow their cash on stupid shit that all the other "poor" people do.
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    Heh Diek it's funny you mention that, because my cousin drives an F-150 when hes around and not in Florida. Hes got to be close to the billions I would say. Hes owned coal mines for the past 20 years or so. Starts mines, builds them up, and sells them off. Hes done that 4 or 5 times, and the last time he sold a mine property and mineral rights, he banked about 300 mil. The mineral rights is where the real money sits, depending on how much coal is left in the reserves.

    He's pretty much a self-made too. Started with a shithole of a mine that he rolled the dice on and spent his life savings on to start, and built his way up from there.

    Anyway, fuck I ramble, he drives a '99 F-150. Not a porsche, not a range rover...a '99 F-150. I think that's pretty damn cool, lol. If you ran into him and talked to him at a gas station, you would never in a million years guess what he was worth.
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