ex sis-psycho-hosebeast wrote:i will be seeking a attorney and will be suing each and every one of you For A) cyber bulling. And b) for Befamaion of Character
she definitely wasn't the brightest crayon in the crayola box
"I think you may be confusing government running amok with government doing stuff you don't like. See, you're in the minority now. It's supposed to taste like a shit taco." - Jon Stewart
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
ex sis-psycho-hosebeast wrote:i will be seeking a attorney and will be suing each and every one of you For A) cyber bulling. And b) for Befamaion of Character
She didn't post here...a bunch of us went to some Gas board she posted on and flamed her.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Inside each person lives two wolves. One is loyal, kind, respectful, humble and open to the mystery of life. The other is greedy, jealous, hateful, afraid and blind to the wonders of life. They are in battle for your spirit. The one who wins is the one you feed.
Diekan - account name is still fucked up wrote:kybornsfubby,
Hello sir. I just wanted to take a moment to ask you if you'd be interested in a three some with Jabba the Ho Ho Queen? It seems my rash is now under control thanks to three shots of penicillin and a very soothing, yet cool topical ointment.
I also wanted to mention that the other day, while going down on the beast, I could have sworn I heard someone crying for help. I can only surmise that the voice belonged to one Benny ""the Midget."" I knew this fellow from the local circus where he performed a most daring act of allowing himself to be swallowed by lion then climbing out of its ass. I guess Benny had a natural attraction for things that go bump in the night, hense his attraction to Kyborn.
When I asked K how, and why Benny was in her vagina (literally) , she replied that he had slipped and fell in during an evening of wild sex... never to been seen again. I shouted to poor Benny and asked how he could possibly survive in such an unhospitable place. It seems he had found an entire McDonalds Happy Meal (still intact) logded between her uterus and large intestine, which he had used for food. He had used the straw from the drink to get air. I guess I had missed the tip of the straw protruding from her snatch... mistaking it for another one of her genetal warts. Being as horny as I was I decided to bid good luck to Benny and proceded to fuck your wife, I hope you don't mind.
While she moaned and groaned (not sure if such was from pleasure or hunger pains) I felt something grabbing at my penis. I ignored the grab attempts and pumped your wife further until I blew a hefty load deep inside her. That's when I felt it. A firm grip around my penis. I had to struggle to pull back and saw a small midget hand protrude from your fat wife's snatch. Apparently, Benny had used my penis as a life line to escape the Venus Man Trap (otherwise known as your wife's pussy). The poor chap finally appeared in the open seemingly unharmed. Well, with the exception of a couple of black eyes (from the head of my penis) and being coated with my seman, he seemed alright. He was greatful for his rescue and told me that others had suffered the same fate... only to have died. He said he saw many things in her vagina that he wished he hadn't, and as such will have nightmares that will last the rest of his life.
Kyborn was still quite horny and with Benny now being high spirts we decided to give her another go. I fucked her again, while she gave Benny a good ""I'm sorry"" blow job (those are the best).
Anyway, I'm sorry kybornshubby, but you're just going to have to share. Your wife is one fine piece of ass! The best you're going to be able to do is share...
So what do you say? Want to tag team her with Benny and myself? I know you had said you wanted to divorce her to save money on groceries... BUT if we can feed her enough sperm, she won't need to eat as much... with the 20 of us fucking her daily (yes there are others.... many others) we should be able to keep her full. So, think of it this way: By all of us fucking her and shooting our loads down her Twinkie cream coated throat - we are saving you money!
Maeya wrote:And then your head just aches from having your hair pulled so tight for so long...
Yep, he did and is with a wonderful girl now. There was a shitton of drama that ensued post-separation, but it's been quiet now for some time. Her life is as much a shambles as it was before he met her. Good riddance.
And, we'll talk about this rash you gave me. I'm sure it's probably because I was porking one of your folds and not your snatch... mayhe it was the sweat from the fold and not one of your diseases.
hahaha lollzerz. Good one, Diek.
“The more I study science the more I believe in God.” -- Albert Einstein
Xaiveir wrote:That was one of the funniest things to ever happen on NT.
I owuld have to concur - and if I remeber correctly it also led to a couple other boards being raided too
Eh we tried on afew, but none were very succesful. We talked about starting to raid boards for fun, but then that idea fizzled out. I think we should try it again, someone just needs to find some good fodder.
