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Hellman's Help

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Does anyone have a jar of Hellmans in the fridge? I need someone to look at the jar and tell me if it says Salad Dressing. Please. I looked at the website but the print is to little, thanks.
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Mine says Real Mayonnaise on it.

Salad dressing would be Miracle Whip.
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Martrae is correct.

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srsly, wtf are you asking about this for lol
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something that came up in conversation, thank you!!
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sorry, i meant no offense--it was just the most random-ass thing ever hehe

you have interesting conversations
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Mayonnaise... :puke:
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Martrae at home with a reply near the fridge less than 10 mins later... :lol:
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6 minutes you dork.

So what?
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dude mayo is like 100x better than miracle whip

although i don't eat mayo anymore :( soooo bad for you
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Martrae wrote:6 minutes you dork.

So what?



6 minutes would mean "less than 10 minutes later" would it not?
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Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.

Again....so what?
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Not everyone works a day job, Tucker. Hell, I'm off today.

I'm making chicken salad for dinner tonight and the argument came up if I should use Miracle Whip or Mayo. We are using Miracle Whip, because I dont have any mayo (even though that is my favorite) and I am to lazy to drive the 15 minutes to the grocery store.
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Martrae wrote:Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.

Again....so what?



Perhaps if you weren't a moron
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I generally use real mayo, but for leftover Turkey sandwiches after Thanksgiving, Miracle Whip takes the cake.
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Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.
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mmm, i want leftover thanksgiving food . . .
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Martrae wrote:Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.



It wasn't for you to "get".
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Hellman's Canola version FTW!
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Tacks wrote:
Martrae wrote:Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.



It wasn't for you to "get".



Martrae, QUICK, type LAST WORD and then lock the thread!!
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What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.
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Kraft Real Mayonnaise>all
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mayo is what you buy when you can't afford miracle whip
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Tacks wrote:What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.


Oh, I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood where you quoted her in your response I tought you were talking to her.
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