Hellman's Help

[The Kizzy]

mayo is what you buy when you can't afford miracle whip

They cost the same you dork. Now I am gonna have to research this.

[Martrae]

What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.

Oh, I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood where you quoted her in your response I tought you were talking to her.

No it was a lame attempt at a funny follow-up to Jay's comment about Martin.

And if you followed that...kudos!

[The Kizzy]

ok tikker, Helmanns Mayo is on sale 2 for $5, and Miracle Whip is $289 same size. Same price within a few cents.

[Gypsiyee]

ya, and blech - i would disagree. salad dressing has too much twang for a lot of stuff, almost tastes sour.

and I think, but I'm not sure, that hellmans prides itself in being real mayonnaise. as soon as i opened your thread the 'nothing beats my hellmans real mayonaaaaiiiiiise' jingle got in my head.

[leah]

yeah dude, hellmanns > any other mayo

(bring out the hellmanns, and bring out the best!)

[Tacks]

What would last word have to do with anything? I wasn't even speaking to her.

Oh, I'm sorry, I must have misunderstood where you quoted her in your response I tought you were talking to her.

You may want to stick to the Harry Potter threads and other threads you can actually follow.

[Gypsiyee]

aw i just finished harry potter start to finish, i started my very first one last month

i like them, don't hate

[Tae-Bo]

harry potter ownz faggots

also miracle whip is trash.

[The Kizzy]

Martrae at home with a reply near the fridge less than 10 mins later...

6 minutes you dork.

So what?

6 minutes you dork.

So what?

6 minutes would mean "less than 10 minutes later" would it not?

Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.

Again....so what?

Perhaps if you used better sentence structure your meaning would be clearer.

Again....so what?

Perhaps if you weren't a moron

Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.

Ahh...a pathetic insult. So you really didn't have a point. Gotcha.

It wasn't for you to "get".

so in every post I quoted, you were obviously trying to goad Martrae and she was not giving you the reaction you wanted or you directly quoted her. Please tell me how you were not referring to her. Unless there is a post I am not seeing. Thanks.

[Arlos]

So, two things are obvious in this thread:

1) Mayonnaise is better than Miracle whip. (not that that's hard, miracle whip is grotesque)

2) Taxx is a passive-aggressive douchebag who gets pissy when people don't fall for his normal baiting tactics.

-Arlos

[The Kizzy]

exactly

[Tacks]

yeah you got me, i'm pissed

kizzy, i guess you have Brinstar syndrome, i'm sorry internets is too difficult for you.

[The Kizzy]

yeah you got me, i'm pissed

kizzy, i guess you have Brinstar syndrome, i'm sorry internets is too difficult for you.

Likewise, I am sure. Maybe after you draw the crayon picture for Brinstar, you can draw one for me. I dont see from your participation in this thread how you were not referencing Martrae. You were speaking directly to her or quoting her. Hello......

[Arlos]

I said pissy, not pissed.

Of course, you're always pissy, so it's hard to determine the difference, but nevertheless...

-Arlos

[Tacks]

yeah you got me, i'm pissed

kizzy, i guess you have Brinstar syndrome, i'm sorry internets is too difficult for you.

Likewise, I am sure. Maybe after you draw the crayon picture for Brinstar, you can draw one for me. I dont see from your participation in this thread how you were not referencing Martrae. You were speaking directly to her or quoting her. Hello......

Here's your crayon picture, talking about someone is not the same as talking to someone.

For many people here, talking about them is enough to get them to make you talk to them.

[leah]

holy crap, y'all pick the stupidest stuff to fight about. wow!

[brinstar]

Here's your crayon picture, talking about someone is not the same as talking to someone.

WHERE'S MINE FUCKFACE

[Tacks]

Here's your crayon picture, talking about someone is not the same as talking to someone.

WHERE'S MINE FUCKFACE

who are you

[The Kizzy]

Leah, it was like this the whole time we were dating too, he always has to be right. Even when you slap him upside the head with proof, he still starts to cry that he is right.

[Gypsiyee]

that's human nature in general :p no one likes to be wrong

[Dimuza]

...lousy human nature....

[Evermore]

Not everyone works a day job, Tucker. Hell, I'm off today.

I'm making chicken salad for dinner tonight and the argument came up if I should use Miracle Whip or Mayo. We are using Miracle Whip, because I dont have any mayo (even though that is my favorite) and I am to lazy to drive the 15 minutes to the grocery store.

wtf make your own. it takes like 3 min total

[Evermore]

Leah, it was like this the whole time we were dating too, he always has to be right. Even when you slap him upside the head with proof, he still starts to cry that he is right.

why do you bother then?

[Tacks]

99% of the time her "proof" is her opinion.