Halo 3

[Diekan]

ps, have fun running Halo on your linux box you dipshit

Why would I run it on my Linux box when I have a perfectly functional Xbox - jackass.

Oh I dunno, didn't you have some other thread where you were slagging MS, and how they could kiss your ass?

it would seem you've been enjoying taking them in mouth AND the ass all thsi time

Yeah... Mr. Big Time IT Guru who can't seem to figure out a simple problem with his own LAPTOP video card (psst... it's about to boom). Do you still keep your "Idiot's Guide to Information Technology" handy, yet out of your boss's view?

Using an Xbox and using Windows are two entirely different things. But, you'd know that considering you're a top notch IT tech, right?

[Harrison]

...floundering under the realization that you're an idiot.

edit:

you'd think that after deciding the first one sucked you wouldn't bother playing the SECOND one

That makes no sense what so ever. When I hear all around how great a game is, I'm likely to try it out and see for myself. I tried them both independently and decided they were both plain-old average games that brought nothing new to the genre and were immensely repetitive snoozefests.

[Tacks]

Oh look, he posted again but never even answered the question at hand and instead threw more insults.

You're fucking owned, and you're fucking stupid, quit posting.

[Diekan]

LOL. Never fails. The Three Stooges keep coming back for more weak flame attempts.

Curly - a fat, unemployed, uneducated, social outcast living with his mommy. The closest this idiot has ever been to a snatch has been through stroking his monitor screen while downloading .mpegs off MILFHunter.com. Lose about 70 pounds and move out of your mother's basement and MAYBE you'll get lucky one day. Just keep your mouth shut and try not to impress her with your "vast" bank of worldly and technical knowledge.

Larry - a bag boy for the local Super Wal-Mart. A closet homosexual who takes great joy in masturbating while cybering with other men. "OH I KNEW he was a dude, it just all in fun, you know... roll playing." Of course we all know how successful HE is with keeping a woman... Just ask Kizzy, who obviously broke his wee little heart because he can't help himself in coming here at least once a week to post a topic trying to induce an argument over her, or bait her into some type of pwnage flame war. Move on, she doesn't love you anymore, but I hear there's a couple of guys on your WoW server looking for a new 'bitch.' I think once you accept your homosexual desires and admit to yourself how much you love da cack,you'll be a much happier person.

Moe - An IT "guru" who can't seem to solve any issues without NT's "help." Soooo much knowledge about technical issues - then one day out of the blue "Hey how do turn my monitor on?"

Yes, yes... I have been owned by the Nameless Tavern's reincarnate of the Three Stooges. Oh, what ever will I do?

[Harrison]

Should I read that guys?

Did he rant about women again and how he just doesn't get them?

[Diekan]

Should I read that guys?

Did he rant about women again and how he just doesn't get them?

Oh I get them... at least three a month. How many have you... LOL... sorry... I forgot.

[Harrison]

Women aren't a number to bring up in an argument little man. The sooner you realize this, the sooner you can dump that gravel from your vadge.

[Diekan]

Awwwwww are you one of those dolts who brings them flowers and lets them cry on your shoulder when their boyfriends treat them badly? That's sooooo sweeeeet. So, what do you do with your time while they're off getting railed by other dudes whom they find "manly?" If you're gonna say masturbate, spare us.

[Harrison]

I'm happy where I am in my decisions, and choices, it's very obvious you are not.

There was nothing "sensitive" or less manly about what I said. It was a simple fact. You have major issues with women and it's apparent every time you open your mouth about them.

"LOL I GET WOMEN AND YOU DONT"

Grow up.

[Harrison]

Either way, back on topic to where you're an idiot.

Halo 3 will be another average game, obsessed over by the masses of inadequate gamers satisfied by cheap imitations.

Keep up with the autoaim, and if this is a cross-platform game, be prepared to get slaughtered by real gamers who don't use autoaim. (PC)

[Tae-Bo]

Chances are very good that you've never touched Linux a day in your pathetic life.

lol

[Tikker]

Yeah... Mr. Big Time IT Guru who can't seem to figure out a simple problem with his own LAPTOP video card (psst... it's about to boom). Do you still keep your "Idiot's Guide to Information Technology" handy, yet out of your boss's view?

Using an Xbox and using Windows are two entirely different things. But, you'd know that considering you're a top notch IT tech, right?

Yeah, I spend half of my time troubleshooting routing issues, and the other half doing fucking desktop support

man, you're like 11 different kinds of retarded, aren't you?

[Diekan]

Yeah... Mr. Big Time IT Guru who can't seem to figure out a simple problem with his own LAPTOP video card (psst... it's about to boom). Do you still keep your "Idiot's Guide to Information Technology" handy, yet out of your boss's view?

Using an Xbox and using Windows are two entirely different things. But, you'd know that considering you're a top notch IT tech, right?

Yeah, I spend half of my time troubleshooting routing issues, and the other half doing fucking desktop support

man, you're like 11 different kinds of retarded, aren't you?

Smart employer not letting you touch the servers.

[Tikker]

that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard


routers are way more important as an ISP that any number of servers

server support was where I was, IE this was a step UP from server support


quick, now question my manhood, or something, since you actually have nothing of any importance or relevance to say

[Harrison]

I bet he "gets" more women than you.

[Diekan]

Either way, back on topic to where you're an idiot.

Halo 3 will be another average game, obsessed over by the masses of inadequate gamers satisfied by cheap imitations.

Keep up with the autoaim, and if this is a cross-platform game, be prepared to get slaughtered by real gamers who don't use autoaim. (PC)

Yeah, because I've never ever ever ever played games like Quake, Doom, Half Life and all their mods... never played them on multiplayer... nope never. LOL... what a dolt. I'd own your Twinkie Cream filled ass 8 ways to Sunday on any of the aforementioned games. Opps let me rephrase that... mentioning a man's ass might prompt Taxx to go Bonobo on his lil pee pee. Let's just say you'd get destroyed and leave it at that.

You're like one of those kids that didn't understand why the bus you rode to school everyday was shorter than what the *other* kids rode and what in the hell was that lift-thingy in the back anyway? Remember back to your high school days... you know before you dropped out... when all the other kids going to that thing they called study hall while you and your *special* class got juice boxes and cooks before nap time. Didn't that seem a bit odd to you at 16 years old? No matter... ohh by the way... that funny lift thing that was attached to the back of your bus is for wheel chairs... just an FYI.

You're saying that anyone who happens to like a game not deemed cool by YOU is not a true gamer and doesn't know what a REAL FPS is. You do realize how fucking stupid you sound?

So, with that said... I guess we should all post - ahead of time - the games we might want to play so we can get the Three Stooges stamp of k007ness approval before we waste our money. God knows if they find out any of us dare like something they don't... they'll make fun of us and say we're not real gamers!

You better get going.. I am sure your mommy is calling you for baf time.

[Diekan]

By the way... for those that don't remember...

Harrison is the same dumbass who once asked "What the fuck does biology have to do with environmental science anyway?"

Which prompted Arlos to suggest such as the stupidest thing he'd ever heard on NT.

Good job Curly!

[Tikker]

look sparky

you were the fucker who said halo was THE MOST POPULAR GAME IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY, and then got wtfpwn'd

you can back peddle all you want, and attempt to insult people all you want

it doesn't change the fact that you are WRONG

the opposite of right

[Harrison]

Pick an FPS on the PC, I will beat you in it, hands down.

You've played those games. I've competed with pros. I am not a pro, I am just good. Pros make money off of the games and jump the line from game to job.

Have BF2, HL2, CS:S, CS?

I'll beat you in every single one.

Halflife and "all their mods"?

Download natural selection, practice for 6 months - a year, and I might think about recording the demo of me playing left-handed and still rocking you every time on both sides using the lowest gun, and lowest life form.

[Diekan]

look sparky

you were the fucker who said halo was THE MOST POPULAR GAME IN VIDEO GAME HISTORY, and then got wtfpwn'd

you can back peddle all you want, and attempt to insult people all you want

it doesn't change the fact that you are WRONG

the opposite of right

hey I'm not the one who started this flame war - YOU three did. So, the info I had was wrong.

News flash... I got better things to do with my time than study the *life* history of every video game that comes out. I read a couple of article that say this game is going to the be most popular of all time - one of which I posted here... and I take their word for it.

BUT - instead of just coming here and saying... dude, it's not quite the most popular, check this out (link to better information)... no... you three have to come here guns-a-blazing trying to boost your ethug image.

Don't point to me... it the SAME three people tend to do this with every thread. You three are the first to accuse someone of trolling, yet you've all mastered better than any of us.

[Harrison]

You have gotten better at backpedaling! (252)

[Tikker]

hey I'm not the one who started this flame war - YOU three did. So, the info I had was wrong.

so why did it take 2 pages for you to admit you were wrong?

instead of just saying "oops" you insisted I wasn't reading the 1 article you linked, and continued to argue that yes it was the most popular

congrats fuckwad

[Tacks]

HEY LOOK, MY NAME IS DIEKAN AND I MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT PEOPLE WHEN I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO FLAME THEM FOR, ESPECIALLY WHEN I LOOK TERRIBLY WRONG AND HAVE BEEN OWNED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.


Sorry to burst your bubble old man but I make more cash than you do.

[Arlos]

Wow, WTF is it about this game that has apparently inspired such religious fanaticism about where it stands on the pecking order of FPSs? What a retarded argument. If you don't like it, don't play it. If you do like it, do. The point of a game, last I checked, is to have fun. If people have fun playing it, then it is a sucecssful game, regardless of whether or not it is "hard core" enough.

The franchise certainly has made MS money hand over fist, so it must have SOMETHING going for it. I mean, the market has repeatedly proved that it will not support incredibly hyped games if they suck at their core. See: Daikatana. See: Vanguard. etc. etc. etc.

All of you have several metric tons of silicate you need to remove from your vaginal orifices already.

-Arlos

[Diekan]

Sorry to burst your bubble old man but I make more cash than you do.

I highly doubt that. There aren't many people on this board that make more than me, I can almost guarantee that.