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Postby leah » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:44 am

so today is josh's birthday and i need to make him a cake. however, i don't want to make some ooey-gooey super-yummy cake that will shoot my diet all to hell. he wants better than sex cake. what do i do? is there a way to make a super-yummy cake that isn't terribly bad for you? should i just make him the better than sex cake and deal with it? am i screwed?
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Re: HELP!

Postby Tikker » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:48 am

cake 1 day isn't going to ruin a diet


so just make something good so that you can get screwed omg
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Re: HELP!

Postby 10sun » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:49 am

Angel food cake made with that fake sugar shit. Can't remember the name off the top of my head.
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Re: HELP!

Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:50 am

there's no cake that falls in that category that isn't going to be healthy. that said, it's his birthday - who cares if you blow your diet? let him feel special for a day, blow caution to the wind for a day - it's once a year, not really a huge deal.
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Re: HELP!

Postby leah » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:52 am

see i get the whole "it's only one day" thing . . . but you can't eat a cake in one day, so there's going to be leftovers just sitting around and my weakness for cake is stronger than my resolve. :P

i was thinking angel food cake, adam, but i'm not sure if josh would hate me for it hehe . . . it's kind of a wussy cake for a birthday
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Re: HELP!

Postby Gypsiyee » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:54 am

It is a wussy cake and not much of a birthday cake at all. birthdays aren't the day to be healthy - for your birthday he can make you a weight conscious cake.. but this is his birthday, let the man have what he wants =p
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Re: HELP!

Postby Martrae » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:01 am

Make better than sex cupcakes.
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Re: HELP!

Postby leah » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:03 am

can you do that? it doesn't seem to me like the nature and composition of better than sex cake would translate well into cupcakes. too much ooey-gooeyness.
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Re: HELP!

Postby Maeya » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:04 am

Can you make him the cake he wants and send your leftovers away other than saving a piece or two for him?
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Re: HELP!

Postby Tikker » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:07 am

you could fedex us the cake you know
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Re: HELP!

Postby Martrae » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:10 am

leah wrote:can you do that? it doesn't seem to me like the nature and composition of better than sex cake would translate well into cupcakes. too much ooey-gooeyness.


If you could make it work, it'd be a way to cut down on the leftovers since you could limit it to just 1 or so for everyone.
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Re: HELP!

Postby leah » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:13 am

Maeya wrote:Can you make him the cake he wants and send your leftovers away other than saving a piece or two for him?


this is probably what i'll end up doing i suppose--eat a piece tonight and then send some of the leftovers home with him and then take some to work to force on my unsuspecting co-workers hehe . . . the boy must have his cake, i guess.

now if i could just find the right recipe. . . .
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Re: HELP!

Postby Narrock » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:17 am

Make him the cake he wants for his birthday. Forget about your diet... it's not about you. :)
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Re: HELP!

Postby leah » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:27 am

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Re: HELP!

Postby Narrock » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:34 am

Diet coke? wtf? Make him "Death by Chocolate." It's much better than "better than sex" cake. Here's the recipe. Just leave out the coffee part.

http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Death-by-C ... etail.aspx
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Re: HELP!

Postby leah » Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:41 am

well that's just not the same!!!

well fine, i'll just make the normal cake (although sneaking in the fat-free carmel sauce and condensed milk is a great idea)
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