So I woke up in an ambulance.

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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Gypsiyee » Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:43 pm

I"m not saying he's like that irl.. I like Harrison. I'm just saying, I think he'd definitely do the same on the board that the other guys are doing if roles were reversed. Of course I feel bad for the guy, it looks terrible - I wouldn't wish that on anyone, especially someone I have no dislike toward.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Harrison » Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:32 pm

It's mighty hard to mouth off to a bunch of people you never saw coming.

You fail at psychology.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Tossica » Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:35 pm

I act the same here as I do IRL.

Fact.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Jazendar » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:47 pm

So every time you are conversing with females, somewhere in the conversation your perverted self slips out with a "pics please" comment?~
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby 10sun » Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:53 pm

It is more like:

Show me your bewbs!

to both men and women.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby brinstar » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:10 pm

Tacks wrote:Hey don't use me as an example because 1) I wouldn't get my ass kicked 2) I wouldn't be at a pizza parlor at 2AM :boots:



so what would YOU do if four dudes with pipes and clubs attacked you from behind with no warning? just curious how one avoids getting one's ass kicked in such a situation. would you go super saiyan and fire chi blasts or something?
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby 10sun » Mon Sep 24, 2007 8:18 pm

brinstar wrote:
Tacks wrote:Hey don't use me as an example because 1) I wouldn't get my ass kicked 2) I wouldn't be at a pizza parlor at 2AM :boots:



so what would YOU do if four dudes with pipes and clubs attacked you from behind with no warning? just curious how one avoids getting one's ass kicked in such a situation. would you go super saiyan and fire chi blasts or something?


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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby The Kizzy » Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:12 pm

one of "our own" was seriously injured and almost killed and no matter how big of a douchebag he is, we should show a little compassion
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Tossica » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:56 am

Jazendar wrote:So every time you are conversing with females, somewhere in the conversation your perverted self slips out with a "pics please" comment?~



Yes. All of my female friends know I would like to see their tits. EVERY guy would like to see their tits, I just happen to be honest and open about the fact.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Gaazy » Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:58 am

damn skippy
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Evermore » Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:31 am

What would Chuck Norris have done?
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:43 am

I think it would have something to do with a roundhouse kick....
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Lyion » Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:08 am

Evermore wrote:What would Chuck Norris have done?


Tried to sell some workout equipment and videos?
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:06 am

Thats real shitty of people to do that to one dude though, i hope you find out who they were and catch one off guard one day .
Fucking punks...
I did get sucker punched in the face one night at a bar but i was drunk and running my mouth. Go Figure... I held no grudge. It was deserved...
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Evermore » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:22 am

kinghooter00 wrote:I did get sucker punched in the face one night at a bar but i was drunk and running my mouth. Go Figure... I held no grudge. It was deserved...



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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:47 am

Well, if you knew me, it would. I don't usually do that kind of thing. I'm very mellow as far as stirring shit up...Don't like the drama, but this guy was just bothering me.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Diekan » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:03 am

It's interesting that the less education someone has the more likely they are turn toward violence to get their point across. Kinda like all the G money types running around with their pit bulls.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby kinghooter00 » Tue Sep 25, 2007 11:05 am

Couldn't agree with you more, Diek...
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:05 pm

brinstar wrote:
Tacks wrote:Hey don't use me as an example because 1) I wouldn't get my ass kicked 2) I wouldn't be at a pizza parlor at 2AM :boots:



so what would YOU do if four dudes with pipes and clubs attacked you from behind with no warning? just curious how one avoids getting one's ass kicked in such a situation. would you go super saiyan and fire chi blasts or something?



No moron, I wouldn't put myself into the position for it to happen.

LOLZ LOOK MUGGERS, I LOOK LIKE A FISHERMAN WITH MY BEARD WALKING AROUND ALONE AT 2AM PLEEZ DON'T ROBZ ME!
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Harrison » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:39 pm

So, you'll stay cooped up in your house all day never leaving?

Check, you're an idiot.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:42 pm

Harrison wrote:So, you'll stay cooped up in your house all day never leaving?

Check, you're an idiot.



Yes jackass, because everytime people go out, they wander through town, ALONE at 2am while looking like a prime target. No, I'm sorry, YOU'RE the idiot and I'm the one sitting here with all my cash in my wallet still.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Harrison » Tue Sep 25, 2007 12:51 pm

They didn't get anything from me. I don't carry cash. What do you think debit cards are for?

I'm sorry, but you're trying to sound like you have this grand plan that keeps you safe 24/7, and you're an idiot for thinking as much.

Oh man, you are so intelligent. You do...what that keeps you safe? Talk on a message board about how you wouldn't put yourself into the "situation" to allow it? Man are you sheltered...
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby brinstar » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:08 pm

Tacks wrote:No moron, I wouldn't put myself into the position for it to happen.

LOLZ LOOK MUGGERS, I LOOK LIKE A FISHERMAN WITH MY BEARD WALKING AROUND ALONE AT 2AM PLEEZ DON'T ROBZ ME!


so you don't go anywhere alone at night? do you carry one of those little pepper spray cans attached to your keychain too?

edit: i think the point is that random acts of violence are just that-- random. these dudes probably decided to jump the next person that walked by alone, and it just happened to be harrison. could've been you, could've been me, could've been your slut of a sister. not to mention, money might not have been the main motive anyway, as lots of gangs use assault as part of initiation rites.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby Tacks » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:17 pm

Hah you guys are hilarious.

Sorry, still haven't ever gotten my ass beat....pussies.

I'm also not sure what kind of dilapidated ghettos you all live in, but I don't have to worry when I go out.
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Re: So I woke up in an ambulance.

Postby brinstar » Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:24 pm

neither have i

but i'm not stupid enough to think it couldn't happen
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