Why I use women for sex

[Ouchyfish]

Quoting DangerPaul from exactly two years ago and threads far away:

I want to wipe my ass with this thread, why can't it fricking die!?!

[Narrock]

all gay men are named mark, rick or steve.

or Scott

[Trielelvan]

Quoting DangerPaul from exactly two years ago and threads far away:

I want to wipe my ass with this thread, why can't it fricking die!?!

+1

[Mop]

I still love you Jay, when are we going to modesto? and or Sactown.

[The Kizzy]

Once again Taxx, the post wasnt about you, its about me. You borrowed the money in May and paid the deposit in June. And your mother paid it along with the first three months rent and a bunch of other stuff from the house. Not you.

[10sun]

all gay men are named mark, rick or steve.

nay

bruce, lance and mark

Brad, Lance, Mark, Trent, Naethyn, and Charlie.

[Zanchief]

I had a big nasty response thought up but I don't care enough to type it. Just remember that you get about 1/10th of the story from Janet, and it's always from her perspective. One example, yes she (and her mom) did loan me money maybe $300 total because my car wouldn't be able to drive back home, but then totally forgets to mention the $750 rent deposit I paid that I never got back because her kids destroyed the house.

Why are you defending yourself if you don't care what we think?

[Ouchyfish]

I had a big nasty response thought up but I don't care enough to type it. Just remember that you get about 1/10th of the story from Janet, and it's always from her perspective. One example, yes she (and her mom) did loan me money maybe $300 total because my car wouldn't be able to drive back home, but then totally forgets to mention the $750 rent deposit I paid that I never got back because her kids destroyed the house.

Why are you defending yourself if you don't care what we think?

LOL I noticed that too.



It's a selective caring system. Like American Health Care!

[Tacks]

Once again Taxx, the post wasnt about you, its about me. You borrowed the money in May and paid the deposit in June. And your mother paid it along with the first three months rent and a bunch of other stuff from the house. Not you.

Feel free to ask her about that:)

[Diekan]

Almost... Hall of Shame material!!

[Harrison]

I will say that out of all those women 99% of them came with emotional baggage.

You mean people have issues of their own?!?!!?!? OMFG WHAT EVIL WHORES!

You're a pathetic old man who will die alone and bitter. Have fun being a bald, chauvinistic, ignorant, shallow, materialistic moron while trying to find "the one".

The clock is ticking.

[Tikker]

I think you are missing my point. I dont want anyone else but someone I cant have. Someone that will never have me. Its not that I am bored with him, we have a good time, my heart is just still in love with someone else.

no, you just keep re-iterating my point

[Trielelvan]

A friend posted this in a bulletin, and I thought it belonged here where it would feel right at home

_______________________________
Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

[Darcler]

Did we really need to know you fucked on the couch though? It didnt seem to fit in with the rest of it, really.

[Tikker]

Did we really need to know you fucked on the couch though? It didnt seem to fit in with the rest of it, really.

i actually thought that 99% of the details were unnecessary, heh

[leah]

i agree, man, there were some real unnecessary TMI bits in there hehe

[Diekan]

I will say that out of all those women 99% of them came with emotional baggage.

You mean people have issues of their own?!?!!?!? OMFG WHAT EVIL WHORES!

You're a pathetic old man who will die alone and bitter. Have fun being a bald, chauvinistic, ignorant, shallow, materialistic moron while trying to find "the one".

The clock is ticking.

You're still around?

Shouldn't you be off getting your ass kicked again and blaming it on a bunch of stealthy ninjas that jumped you in the middle of an alley while you were minding your own business?

THERE WEREZ FIVE OF EM MAN! YOUZ SHOULD HAVE SEEN HOWS LEET I WAS!! FIVE OF THEM FIVE FIVE FIVE!!!

[araby]

thirteen pages of insults like these? definitely hall of shame.

[Harrison]

Unlike you, I only make a mistake once and I learn from it.

Next time some whore runs you for the fool you are, you remember the fact that you're getting burned by the same fire. Yet, here we are, in another stupid "Diekan hates women because he's a fucking retarded cockbag" thread.

Learn from your mistakes. You've made plenty of them to do so.

[Harrison]

Yeah, there's an insult...

Make fun of someone who got jumped for no reason from behind, makes sense, right? OBVIOUSLY it was my fault.

The difference between the two, Casanova, is that whereas mine was pretty much an unavoidable incident that I couldn't have possibly foreseen nor stopped...

Yours is a case of you putting your hand in the deep fryer a shitload of times and then wondering: "WHY I GET BURNT OMFG OIL IS EVIL"

When you grow up and stop thinking like an 18 year-old fraternity retard, you just might find yourself someone dumb enough to stay with a bald chauvinistic moron.

[leah]

Yours is a case of you putting your hand in the deep fryer a shitload of times and then wondering: "WHY I GET BURNT OMFG OIL IS EVIL"

heee!!

[Tikker]

Make fun of someone who got jumped for no reason from behind, makes sense, right? OBVIOUSLY it was my fault.

I actually have a hard time believing that you're 100% different in real life, and didn't say something at some point that earned you that ass kicking

[The Kizzy]

yes, very much tmi, but I wanted to drive home my point.

[Diekan]

Do you REALLY think the posters of this board - knowing how you are - believe for one second that you just "got jumped for no reason?" How stupid do you think WE are.

With that mouth of yours combined with that know-it-all attitude. I'd bet real life money that the true store is more along the lines of you out on the town, at some bar, running your mouth to the wrong dude (or chick), and ended up getting pwned over it.


Even if your *story* is true, Karma is a MF'er ain't it?

[Martrae]

The same could be said to you, too, Diekan. OMFG I've used women for years to get my rocks off and now one has hurt ME!