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I need ideas for a halloween costume. I need something that is easy to drink beer with, and no accessories as carrying around something all night sucks. Also, my girlfriend is going to be a sexy school girl. Maybe something that can work with that.

As of now I'm at a total loss. Lets see what the twisted minds of NT can come up with.
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Go as a perverted old man.
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Along the lines of Martrae's idea, you could go as her professor.
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Why don't you dress up as a girl and go as the sexy school girl's ugly friend.
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i would go as the instructor of your g-friend
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    The instructor sounds like it could work. Any suggestions on what to wear?
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    White shirt, bow tie, jacket with those elbow patches, khaki or navy blue pants, glasses.

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    In days gone by you would have added a pipe to that.
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    Good call.
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    Naethyn wrote:Also, my girlfriend is going to be a sexy school girl.


    This one sounds like a keeper...
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    three years ago I went as a schoolgirl and scott was "the alcoholic principle"

    he had a briefcase full of booze
    a paddle
    a bad report card in his front pocket

    we had a good time!
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    Im really lazy to stuff like this, so Ive been a coal miner for the past 4 years. Not much of a dress up since I guess its an 'outfit' I wear a couple days a week anyway.
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    oh, as for a suggestion, be a whore. Thats always good
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    Phlegm wrote:Why don't you dress up as a girl and go as the sexy school girl's ugly friend.


    hahahaha there is always the ugly friend--just like the Sith-always a master and an apprentice.
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    I'll go as a doctor with a long fake tongue, a stethoscope around my neck, and a patch on my lab coat that says "Orgasm Donor."
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    Narrock wrote:I'll go as a doctor with a long fake tongue, a stethoscope around my neck, and a patch on my lab coat that says "Orgasm Donor."


    wtf man, who are you and what in gods name have you done with mindia ><

    also, lol @ zan's comment

    did you meet her on hotornot.com?!?
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    Gypsiyee wrote:
    Narrock wrote:I'll go as a doctor with a long fake tongue, a stethoscope around my neck, and a patch on my lab coat that says "Orgasm Donor."


    wtf man, who are you and what in gods name have you done with mindia ><

    also, lol @ zan's comment

    did you meet her on hotornot.com?!?


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    Why is everyone surprised at Mindia's posts?

    I thought we were all clear on the fact that is been Vonkaar for years.
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    Why do you think I'm Vonkaar, freak?
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    Because you are, freak.
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    Vonk has never hyjaxed my account, emotard.
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    Mindia's being more like how he is irl. He's somewhat of a more laid back pervy dude.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AtCmpSW7TY
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    haha

    sexy jesus, and sexy Abe Lincoln
    wouldn't you like to four score with me?!?
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    Tikker wrote:haha

    sexy jesus, and sexy Abe Lincoln
    wouldn't you like to four score with me?!?


    Yeah that part was good.
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