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what the!

Postby araby » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:17 am

what kind of job is THIS??!
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Local Charleston Company is in need of a Director of Fist Impressions . This candidate will act as the receptionist while performing other administrative and clerical duties. Ideal candidate will be upbeat with strong customer service skills and the ability to multi-task in a busy environment. Professional demeanor required. Please send resumes in a WORD document to carley@charlesfoster.net EOE
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Re: what the!

Postby leah » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:25 am

omg i would love to be the director of fist impressions. i have rings on both hands and if i punched someone hard enough, i bet they'd make pretty sweet fist impressions!
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Re: what the!

Postby araby » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:30 am

haha! that would be sweet.

I was thinking, "I know how to take alginate impressions and such" so taking fist impressions would be kinda neat, right?

I could pour them in stone and then people would have actual models of their fists!

I could start a lesbian-only adult store!
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Re: what the!

Postby Ouchyfish » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:37 am

Zanchief said something in another thread about Harrison's fist response...related incident?

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Re: what the!

Postby Martrae » Tue Oct 30, 2007 7:54 am

As long as the related duties doesn't involve fisting....
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Re: what the!

Postby Zanchief » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:06 am

Ouchyfish wrote:Zanchief said something in another thread about Harrison's fist response...related incident?

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See, it wasn't a typo, it was clever foreshadowing.
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